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Random threats of insane violence and death.

Random threats of insane violence and death.

For those of us hijacking every thread now and then ;)

The Umbra Latrocinium shall monitor this channel and resort to 200megaton range
thermonuclear warheads incase of flamewars.


So lets make our constructive and reasonable ultimatums and resorts to violence here eh?
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Reply #26 Top
As for your bragging Schem, it amuses me so for now I will let your interdimensional Empire live. Umbra posses a greater threat currently, as his forces have actually attempted to do something.

you remember those forces in the alpha-28874382 galaxy? the ones that mysteriously went dissapearing.

they are sitting in our Aleph-2055 dimension, awaiting interrogation. I could easily do the same to your planets

as for Umbra, yeah they're a pain, but Servius's ability to spam POW, WAMMO, and SPLURG across the skies should be more then enough to counter their annoying cloaking devices.
Reply #27 Top
Schem the Republic could consider bying our services on lease. Youd get a guarantee
we dont accept any contracts into your area and besides think of the possibilities.

You could have us sabotage key installations prior to attacks and get a good
intelligence net.

Think about it.
Reply #28 Top
but then all that would be left would be emp's puny empire...
it takes a lot of dimension-searching to find an intact intergalactic civilization, and I finally found one. I dont want to crush it. not yet anyway.

besides, war is good for the economy
Reply #29 Top
Puny haha, you havent even found any of it yet

Where is my most loyal servant, where?!?!

And as for Umbra, we can actually counter their cloaking devices, you on the other hand have to rely on 'others'.
Reply #30 Top
we can actually counter their cloaking devices

then how come you haven't taken out their Alka 382 nuclear carrier devices that are perched precariously above your capital city. Umbra I have to applaud your ingenuity, using microgravity pulses to absorb and deflect outgoing radiation, quite intelligent.
Puny haha, you havent even found any of it yet

We've already anti-matter quarantined your sector at a distance of 10^60 parsecs. your empire is rather small...
Reply #31 Top
Hah, you think that is our empire. You are just stabbing in the dark my friend.

Call me when you actually think your a threat...

And as for those nuclear carriers, hah, bring it on!!
Its not like their going to do anything. One capital planet, well just put that as propoganda for the Empire. They have been quite rebelious in that dimmension.
Reply #32 Top
continue to jest if you must. Umbra alone poses a threat to you. you wouldn't want to try me.
Reply #33 Top
Umbra alone posses a threat, because he actually has power.

I have yet to see any from you
Reply #34 Top
(Behind the scenes)
- Sir we received a communique from Captain Diamato.
- They succeeded?
- Yes sir the only times the republican and TGE forces saw our Cruisers was when the
drives were at full.. it seems they bought it.
- They did! Hahaha now they think they can actually see us. Diamato was a genius when
he proposed we our new cruisers enough so they think they got the capability to
detect them.....
Reply #35 Top
you need not see power to know its there. deep space scans can show you how powerful we truly are.

as for Umbra, I'll keep your armada a secret. for now. but your cloaking technology isn't significant enough to avoid our detection
in fact the light constant fluctuation from your various technologies makes you stick out very nicely, when observed correctly
the republican

(psst) we aren't "the republic". I think I need a name.
how about Assosciatively Linked Multidimensional Archi regime.
just call us ALMA
Reply #36 Top


New Imperial Decree:
Pirates are no longer to be hunted, they will be allowed the 3 and 5 dimmension to rule without any direct Imperial interferance. And all pirate ships will be given an Imperial Letter of the Mark allowing them to plunder all ships not under our direct jurisdiction.



Arrrrgh , we be the OMG Pirates and we arrrrgh glad for the Imperial Letter of the Mark....

"OMG Pirates" 4 Life!
Reply #37 Top
Greatly appreciate the acceptance lordkosc, continue your pillaging

As for the deep space scans Schem, we have found only slight signature from a few isolated planets, we think these signatures could be created by intelligent life forms, but we arent sure yet.

Heh, looks like Umbra will betray us all.

Reply #38 Top
...
your not looking deep enough. on the very fringes of your visible universes we've created a barrier of antimatter, its been lined up so you cannot escape directionally, like a four dimensional cylinder.

pfft. did I need to spell that one out?
we have found only slight signature from a few isolated planets

if we were anywhere you wouldn't have detected us.
Reply #39 Top
Hah, you call that a barrier. When my ships pass though it all we feel is a slight vibration. Though it is quite annoying we found a way to get passed it thousands of years ago.

And the signatures of your transmition are comming from these worlds. Which must speak of the fact that there is intelligent life upon those planets. Though the trasmition is so dim, our scientists must redifine what intelligence truely is. Soon enough or scientific vessels will decend to figure out how it is possible for such a dimwitted race to even break away from the planets gravity.
Reply #40 Top
ahahaha... you must have us confused with the United Arabian Emiraces.
we dont even work by tachyon-compression-transmission (what ancient technology). as for the antimatter barrier, I assure you. you would know if you passed through a region of antiprotons, antineutrons and positrons. hell, your ship would evaporate in matter-matter annihilation!
and even if you passed thru the antimatter barrier (which is physically impossible for your pathetic technology) you would deal with timespace collapse at a distance of 30 parsecs afterward.

if you could possibly sense us you would be terrified. but we work in fabrication between dimensions, our means of data transmission move backwards in time, we are the only ones capable of detecting it.

as for breaking gravity, you are teh ones stil bound to IMCBQAARQ technology to pass between dimensions... thats so sad...
Reply #41 Top
OMG Pirates flagship, "Little Ducky" crash landed on Omicron IV after too much mead was served to the crew... Repairs are under way...

OMG Pirates only other ship (its a small pirate fleet), the "Loose Lassie" is en-route with a new tri-cobalt flux engine.


Reply #42 Top
Schematics, I think i'm lost in between these dimensions. *looks around*
Reply #43 Top
Dammit Servius! what are we going to do without our "POW"s "WAMMOS" and "PUNCH"s??? we're completely vulnerable without your support, Leutenant!
Reply #44 Top
I'm sorry! Hold on while I PUNCH and SHAZZAM my way out!
Reply #45 Top
Hehehehe...the plan has worked

As for our mode of travle, Ill keep that my secret. Let me just tell you that that anti-matter barrier, never surved its purpose well.
Reply #46 Top
Let me just tell you that that anti-matter barrier, never surved its purpose well.

... you mean those small antiuniverse pockets? we've seen you run into those... its amazing that you haven't noticed them....

you haven't even gotten close to the 60 parsec range, even with your tachyon compression. you haven't even shown the technology to phase out of matter interaction, so I'm not concerned with your escaping the range

dont worry, we've been humane, given you plenty of room to expand without infringing on our trade.
Reply #47 Top
Ahah, every day we raid our ships thanks to the Pirates and Umbra still working for us partially. And everyday we get close to you.

I repeat once again, you dont have us in your grips, we have YOU in ours.
Reply #48 Top
Ahah, every day we raid our ships thanks to the Pirates and Umbra still working for us partially. And everyday we get close to you.

I repeat once again, you dont have us in your grips, we have YOU in ours.

did you miss the part where I said we dont use ships... we simply dont need them.

and if you have us in your grips how come we haven't engaged you? all of our systems are linked and hardened via calabiyau-weaving, we haven't registered a contact in any one of our pocket systems for some 10^30 quasiyears now.
Reply #49 Top

Ahah, every day we raid our ships thanks to the Pirates and Umbra still working for us partially. And everyday we get close to you.

I repeat once again, you dont have us in your grips, we have YOU in ours.

did you miss the part where I said we dont use ships... we simply dont need them.

and if you have us in your grips how come we haven't engaged you? all of our systems are linked and hardened via calabiyau-weaving, we haven't registered a contact in any one of our pocket systems for some 10^30 quasiyears now.


You still need trade ships and I am Piiiiiiiirating them!!!!!!! Argh!!!!!!!!
Reply #50 Top
New Imperial Decree:

Further ships and production stations given to the Pirats. Amount Classified.

Other New Imperial Decree:
Today will officially be know as national pillage day, any pillaging that occurs today will be tax-free. Happy Pillagin

Other Other New IMperial Decree:
Everytime an Imperial Citizen hears Schems name they must laugh hallariously.