Yes!!!! OMG PIRATES will finally have more than 2 ships!!!

Schematics, I think we need to stuff a spelling book into a ship and launch it to TheGreatEmperor. After that..maybe we will take his decrees seriously.

"Sir."
"Yes Sargent?"
"Well, sir we have gathered detailed information from the witnessess before you arrived and have gathered some revealing evidence."
"Go on."
"Well sir, it appears that three men - by the boot prints and there matches on our files - TheGreatEmperor, Schematicsninja, and Umbra Evito are still at sir, they were apparently arguing with each other as they were walking down the street and saw this monkey here urinating on a fire hidrant. Well, when they saw his endowment sir, they went into a fit of jealous rage over the matter and began to beat the monkey. Apparently sir the monkey fought back and beat them to unconciousness with its piece."

"Hmmm... that would certainly explain the multiple mushroom stamps on all over their faces."
"Yes sir, it appears that the monkey really gave it to them sir."
"Indeed it does, indeed it does."

"Oh sir, I almost forgot."
"Yes?"
"Just an oddity..."
"Spit it out officer... sorry bad word usage, what is it?"
"Well witnesses all noticed a figure in bright pink spandex with the words Servius Vivo on his chest shouting things like 'Shazzam!' 'Punch!' & 'Pow!' and other words like that while the stampage was occuring."
"You mean he was just standing there doing that?"
"Yes, he appeared to be very involved with the moment and when some one asked him if he was alright sir, he just said, 'I am fighting my way out of this dimension.' After a few minutes of the shouting, he posed and exclaimed 'EN VIVO!' then ran off with his arms outstretched and making buzzing noises like an airplane impression."
"...."
"My reaction exactly sir."

what is there to trade...
anything we need we just weave out of timespace fabric, create from the sub-quark level upwards.

the only reason we even maintain connection with our various colonies is because we have to play babysitter to your patheic "civilizations".



wait... isn't that a reality TV show...

agh, its been so many trilliyears...

You left out the part of the story where I sliced all three of them(including the monkey) in half with my lightsaber.

you can't see a schematics ninja...
let alone argue with one, duh. thats a decoy.

I find it funny how this...



and this this...



relate to each other.

Do you like to contradict yourself Schem?  

we live in multiple dimensions

ergo multiple realities. and multiple personalities   

but at least I have them!!!

Have what dimensions, or personality?

Im going with dimensions for now...

you missed the part where we bridge dimensions? wow that was a while ago...

anyway we bridge multiple dimensions, some of which we use trade craft because our technology is inneficient in those physical dimensions, but you guys exist in plurality in all of them

its very confusing, it requires at least the IQ of a chimpanzee to understand, so I think I'll stop trying to explain to you and the rest of the forumites right about now...

Some one deserves another ego-smashing

WAM!!!

there, you're all fixed.

Why thank you good sir

The great emperor must be mistaken since we have developed personal spherical bubble sidewall
generators.. i mean man its like some 92000g's of gravity i doubt even a lightsaber would cut
that one since its wielder would be torn to tiny peaces a few microseconds before the blade hit.....

naw, you'd just suffer extreme redout, crushing maybe. but your body wouldn't be physcially torn by 92000gs

Nah, if you do that his, he might stop making unintellegent comments. When that happens we will ahve no one to laugh at and call or mascott. I think we should leave him as is   

if you think anything I say is unintelligent, then your either understanding it in the wrong context, or you just dont know anything about what I'm talking about.
or your just angry about being stuck in a timespace bubble. thats probably it.

I like bubbles thy are fun.

You have angered the great Lharrs!!!

(who I agree with )

Soon enough his genius will distort space time so much that your buble will burst outwards trapping the rest of the universe.

Way to go

superlharrs!
naw... doesn't quite have a good ring to it.
captain lharrs!
spider lharrs!
the lharrs!
...
nope, none fit. the best one I can come up with is "Lharrs in tights"

Lharrs the great?

Lharrs for Sars?

He likes to drive interdimensional bubble cars?

meh, I dont like thsoe either.

What I want to be when I grow up ^