For anyone (particularly guys) who don’t know what mascara is, to briefly define it… it’s a pain in the ass.
It is this brown/black/blue/whatever color of this gooey shit that you put on your eyelashes that claim to make your eyes look “brighter”. Well, it works… but as I mentioned above, it’s a pain in the ass.
It clumps, and you have this black smear on all over your eye if you don’t carefully pick it off. Or you can try to put it on fast and stab your fucking eye out (that hurts like a bitch). And to take it off, most kinds need vasoline or some type of make-up remover that you smear all over your eyes.
I don’t wear it too often… But I still haven’t figured out why I wear it at all. It basically makes your eyelashes darker to make your eyes pop out… but my eyelashes are already black. I think it is a cult. “The Mascara Cult”. Once you start, you can’t quit.
Sam
