This is quite entertaining....take it a step further and it should be in The Onion, which by the way, is blocked through my schools server because:
You cannot access the following Web address: http://www.theonion.com/ This site is blocked under
the following categories: Jokes, Profanity
I understand the Jokes, but profanity, I mean come on, every kid swears...oh wait, I mean jokes, yeah,
why no jokes?
-Suspeckted
Great Post