Fat Guy on a Trapeze

What I do for my family's entertainment!

from JoeUser Forums
Took the wife and kids to the Maryland Science Center on Saturday.
Just got pictures back of me in a "compromising position".
They had a physics of the circus display, including a bungee trapeze.
So dummy me, I decided to try it. Yes, me. All 240 pounds of me. So here is the image captured for eternity:



Yeah, that's attractive. That is true grace.
Only problem with that gadget: it gave me a mega-wedgie!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
lol...I would have done it, too...and I'm a chick and have more bulk on me than you do. Sounds like you had fun, and that's all that matters.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sounds like you had fun, and that's all that matters.

I had a great time. Honestly I did! I even did a back flip! I was very happy with myself.

I would have done it, too...and I'm a chick

You go, girl! ::
Siege of Centauri
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Post v-word you won't want to be doing that for a while. lol
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hmmmm.........for some reason I'm reminded of the trebuchet I never did build...........
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Looks like it was made to give wedgies! Hope you have a speedy recovery!

PS - 240 is not fat, it's robust! (At least that's what I tell all the Italians I am when they call me fat!)
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I imagine it WAS fun!

Your face however looks like you're in pain! hope that was a laff!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mental Note to Self: Do NOT try the Bungee Trapeze! Mega Wedgie!  Ouch!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Your face however looks like you're in pain!

I am currently using my arm strength to coax my ponderous bulk to a speed so I can try a back flip. And the wedgie. All my body weight, including the G forces, were concentrated on that strap criss-crossing my inner thighs.

Post v-word you won't want to be doing that for a while. lol


Truer words never spoken.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Keep that up and you won't need to get a vasectomy.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

Keep that up and you won't need to get a vasectomy.

Yep! OUCH!

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Now that's a load of hangin' meat!! ;~D

Looks like you were having fun though!!

Isn't it strange that the really fun things in life give us wedgies!!! ;~D
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
And to think I paid money for my kids to do the same thing at the Fun Frolic.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

Notice the angle of the bungee cords for your son as compared to those holding up my ponderous bulk.

Load of hangin' meat, indeed!