What would your pope name be?

from JoeUser Forums
So I recently received word that the pope names himself. I got to thinking.

I think I would name myself Pope the First, so my full title would be Pope Pope (the First), with "the First" being optional for television news anchor types.

If anyone is confused as to why I would name myself Pope Pope (the First), just say Pope Pope out loud in a news anchor-y voice, and all of your questions should be answered.

So, what would be your pope name?
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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Pope Fazzinon, the second. You don't always need to have a first to have a second!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Pope Fazzinon, the second. You don't always need to have a first to have a second


Yeah, I toyed with the idea of Pope Awesome the 1867th.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Pop Dharmalicious the first (and the last).
Just because I can.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
ParaPope2k has a Papal ring to it, don't it?

Of course, who knows what would have to freeze over before I become the first Mormon Pope of the Catholic Church!!! ;~D
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: ParaTed2kPosted: Monday, April 04, 2005ParaPope2k has a Papal ring to it, don't it? Of course, who knows what would have to freeze over before I become the first Mormon Pope of the Catholic Church!!! ;~D


and thaw out before a jew could be... so says the jewboy.. mm
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Pope George Ringo I
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hardin says Pope Han Solo. I say Pope I'm Bart Simpson Who the Hell are you.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mocha Pope-achino...mmm...sounds delcious, doesn't it?
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

2 things to throw some gasoline on this fire.

#1: Any Catholic can become Pope (Even a woman!)

#2: The Pope name has to be that of a saint, so Pope Secola is out as is Pope Tarts.

That being said, and since I am a Catholic, I would be Pope Ignatius the XXIII. I always wanted to be an Ignatz!

Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
I always enjoyed Pope Innocent for the irony...
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Pope George Ringo I


That's a crack up

always enjoyed Pope Innocent for the irony

I always thought that one was interesting too.

So if you have a female pope, would she be referred to as Holy Mother? If so, I would be Pope May I so I would be referred to as Holy Mother May I.