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Special Forces OpCentre

:HOT: Welcome to the home of Special Forces. :HOT:

We are an elite fighting unit committed to each other and ridding the Metaverse of alien fiends. Oh, and having a good time, drinking fine beverages and writing hopefully witty stuff. Our leader is whoever bought the last round of drinks, or whoever shot the last alien. We are...Very Special.

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Reply #676 Top
Go the wallabies!

I wonder which team our Head of State and her family will be barracking for next week? Any guesses you royalists?
Reply #677 Top
“Your raison d’etre is to have a good fun time with like minded mates in a relaxed atmosphere!”
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Great call Killa!!
Reply #678 Top
I know I shouldn't comment on a story after the fact, but the last paragraph looks very confused. It was actually a game of snap being played at the same time as bingo, at the same time as the conversation...

Thanks Wombie, I tried a gigantic map just to see how close I could get to 60,000. But it was like putting pins in my eye for the last 5-6 hours.
Reply #679 Top
The diplomat nodded. “Your raison d’etre is to have a good fun time with like minded mates in a relaxed atmosphere!"
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Wow, he's pretty quick for a Euro. Maybe we should recruit him!

I wonder which team our Head of State and her family will be barracking for next week? Any guesses you royalists?
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Well, they've already sent a prince out here to support the Poms. The only fair thing to do would be to send down another royal for the green and gold facepaint treatment LOL
Reply #680 Top
Killa I'm glad you straigtened that out, I read it and I was like 'WT?' . . . it was like that Twilight Zone episode where the guy wakes up after bumping his head and everyones speaking a different language so he ends up going to his little daughters room grabs a Sam, Pam and Digger book and just starts reading it like nothing happened . . . hehe

Anyway . . .

Two weed then aliminium rest phonograph then hitch intercorse with! Dare coins weed then alert intercorse studio pencil face weed dare again object curry flavor dare chicken, male quartz reindeer! . . . gaga! Pajamas never fit tighter JUJ! Pyramid weed dare hives and or but jockularity :)
Reply #681 Top
Killa I'm glad you straigtened that out, I read it and I was like 'WT?' . . . it was like that Twilight Zone episode where the guy wakes up after bumping his head and everyones speaking a different language so he ends up going to his little daughters room grabs a Sam, Pam and Digger book and just starts reading it like nothing happened . . . hehe
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that's scary.. i've actually read the short story of that situation.

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Creative refresh vault! Trapped manual dragon rock adapter. Sun cat sneeze how section power.
Reply #682 Top
 Special Forces attacking the Fellowship of the Ring 
11 Nov 03 1271514.0 (382 battles against 899 )
14 Nov 03 712211.0 (122 new battles against 9 new)
16 Nov 03 644326.0 (8 new battles against 3 new)
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2nd place now.. :)
Reply #683 Top
Two weed then aliminium rest phonograph then hitch intercorse with! Dare coins weed then alert intercorse studio pencil face weed dare again object curry flavor dare chicken, male quartz reindeer! . . . gaga! Pajamas never fit tighter JUJ! Pyramid weed dare hives and or but jockularity
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Bloody hell, that IS scary. :SURPRISED:
Reply #684 Top
Good one, Killa!

Ginata:

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I'm reminded of that bit from the latest Austin Powers movie, where Austin and Michael Caine have an English vocabulary so obscure that it's effectively a different language. "...shat on a turtle!"

As the resident spokesman for the SF's American contingent (or at least the first one waking up this morning), let me offer a plea for subtitles when we are speaking in tongues. ;p
Reply #685 Top

D.J. MM77 Here at W.G.C.P.H. To play a song by ME! a remake of Evil Steve and MC7 song. RAP/ROCK! GODS! Called QUACK SNACKS! :D



Ok,..Alright, it is time to ROAST a DUCK to night!
Look there,..I swear, LOTS of GRAVY everywhere

And if your going to SSSSSSSSSSSSSStarve

Just have some...

NOT CLEAR!...My dear, I will cook duck anywhere!
STILL SHAKY,..My lady I will serve it with some gravy

And if your going to SSSSSSSSSSSSSStarve

Just have some...

Oh Baby,..My lady, Get down on your HANDS and KNEES
Your SCARED!.. Oh PLEASE!
PASS the MASHPOTATO'S Steve

And if your going to SSSSSSSSSSSSSStarve

Just have some...

AGAIN!..Say WHEN, Let me pass some to MY FRIENDS!
Don't CRY! Tell why ROASTED DUCK is BETTER then FRIED!

And if your going to SSSSSSSSSSSSSStarve

Just have some...

Oh Baby,..Be kind, And I'll BAKE! this duck of mine
So SWEATY!..OK!..I PLUCK feathers everyday

And if your going to SSSSSSSSSSSSSStarve

Just have some...

Oh ma,ma,..so la,la, I will have YOU call me DA,DA!
So CRAZY,..OK, Would you like some DUCK FE'LAY!

And if your going to SSSSSSSSSSSSSStarve

Just have some THICK and THIN is our BLEND!
WILL sever the BEST DUCK till the END
In DEED!..WE PLEASE, YES! TheQuack is ALL FAT FREE!

And if your going to SSSSSSSSSSSSSStarve

Just have some DUCK!
Just have some...
Just have some...
Just have some...
Just have some DUCK!



MC7: Evil Steve your RIGHT! MM77 IS a A$$!!


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;)
Reply #686 Top
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Reply #687 Top
Do you guys know about The Onion's classic "very special forces" article?

http://www.theonion.com/onion3502/very_special_forces.html
Reply #688 Top
Do you guys know about The Onion's classic "very special forces" article?
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LOL LOL
Reply #689 Top
Ah yes, arrive in the morning, turn the radio on and the special guest DJ has the house mix going...lovely!

OK - I'm with Ben: what the hell are they talking about? Is this another literature classic I've missed (still feeling some chagrin over the Wuthering Heights episode)?

Bakka's stats - we closed the gap on the wizards by 70,000 pts - great work!

vincible - love it! (Oh, and you're back in your proper place again ;p )
Reply #690 Top
Well, they've already sent a prince out here to support the Poms. The only fair thing to do would be to send down another royal for the green and gold facepaint treatment
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That's why I asked: the cameras showing the Prince getting excited over penalty goals. Then I thought, the next time Australia has a referendum to ditch the European monarch, all the Republicans need do is show the British royal family supporting England against Australia. Sport will sway the masses where every other argument doesn't.

And Ginata, that was great talking in tongues! I recently saw on some US show, a man who has perfected talking double-speak. But it sounds like it should make sense...they set up one of the female presenters on the show and she was desperately pretending she knew what was being said.

Reply #691 Top
Is this another literature classic I've missed (still feeling some chagrin over the Wuthering Heights episode)?
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Wombie, do you know nothing??? It's from Jane Eyre.
Reply #692 Top
That's why I asked: the cameras showing the Prince getting excited over penalty goals.
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and field goals killa... And remind just how many tries did Australia score? not including a lucky intercept

Then I thought, the next time Australia has a referendum to ditch the European monarch
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British dammit... Australia doesn't have the Queen of Denmark, or Prince Rainer of Monaco..

all the Republicans need do is show the British royal family supporting England against Australia. Sport will sway the masses where every other argument doesn't.
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That is an absolutely brilliant tactic..


Can't wait for Saturday... Bring on the Wobblies
Reply #693 Top
Vincible, don't worry - that article wasn't about us. But we did get one of those "short planes" from military surplus.

MM77 - rock on. At least until Quack finds out you're discussing the best ways to cook him.

On speaking in tongues - I actually have the same feeling when y'all are talking rugby...think I need to go over to the MWC thread for an American football tailgate party. ;p
Reply #694 Top
Morning Jaws. I forgot you are a rugby follower...

and field goals killa... And remind just how many tries did Australia score? not including a lucky intercept
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I was under the impression that a try was a try was a try.

Can't wait for Saturday... Bring on the Wobblies
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Methinks you're trying to be provocative. I'll turn the other cheek and say, go the flowers.

And Wombie, that was a joke about Jane Eyre.
Reply #695 Top
And Wombie, that was a joke about Jane Eyre.
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All right, ya bastard - I get it! ;p Sheesh...I'm never gonna live that one down....
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Reply #697 Top
I know MM77's kidding. I've already told him what I'll do to him if I smell roasted duck anywhere in the building. >:(

Heh, thanks for the SF article :)

Now, back to the real topic...

Let's see what the royals end up doing before we start flaming them, hmm? Maybe they'll surprise us :p


And remind just how many tries did Australia score?
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And remind just how many tries did England score?
Reply #699 Top
Old PAL ol BUDDY I was just..HHHHHAAAYYYY!!!!! PUT THAT KNIFE! DOWN!...WATCH IT!...OUCH!!!!!......
HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!! :SURPRISED: