And now, for something completely different
Koala: Hello, I wish to register a complaint.
Koala: Hello, Miss?
Harel: What do you mean "miss"?
Koala: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Harel: We're closin' for lunch.
Koala: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this tales of the agent chapter that I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Harel: Oh yes, the, uh, the search for Norwegian Blue candyman ...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
Koala: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. It's insulting, that's what's wrong with it!
Harel: No, no, 'e's uh,...it's entertaining.
Koala: Look, matey, I know an insulting story when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Harel: No no he's not insulting, he's, he's entertaining'! Remarkable story, the Harel Eilam, idn'it, ay? Beautiful writing!
Koala: The writing don't enter into it. It's insulting.
Harel: Nononono, no, no! 'E's entertaining!
Koala: All right then, if he's entertaining, I'll laugh up! 'Ello, Mister stiry! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...
(Harel hits the book)
Harel: There, he laughed!
Koala: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the book!
Harel: I never!!
Koala: Yes, you did!
Harel: I never, never did anything...
Koala: (yelling and hitting the book repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock laugh call!
Koala: Now that's what I call a dead joke.
Harel: No, no.....No, it's stunned!
Koala: STUNNED?!?
Harel: Yeah! You stunned it, just as it was wakin' up! Harel Eilam jokes take a long time to understand.
Koala: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That jokeis definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of amusment was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged brawl with jaws over who has the biggest teeth.
Harel: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the space lanes
Koala: PININ' for the space lanes?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did itfall flat on itback the moment I got it home?
Harel: The Harel jokes prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable story, id'nit, squire? Lovely writing!
Koala: Look, I took the liberty of examining that joke when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been amusing at the first place was that a laughbox has been NAILED there.
Harel: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that jokebox down, you wouldn't have understand the joke, and it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
Koala: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this joke wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
Harel: No no! 'E's pining!
Koala 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This jokeis no more! Ithas ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-JOKE!!
Harel: Well, I'd better replace it, then. Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of jokes.
Koala: I see. I see, I get the picture.
Harel: I got a drama.
Koala: Pray, does it amuse?
Harel: Nnnnot really.
Koala: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?
Harel: N-no, I guess not.
Koala: Well.
Harel: (D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?
Koala: I thought you'de never ask.
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