Legislation run amuck. The Houston City Council recently passed a new "SAFEclear" program, which just so happens to also be a law. Mayor Bill White was the mastermind behind the ridiculous plan. Here is a brief summary of the "traffic reducing" legislation.

 

 


Under the program, 11 towing companies have contracts with the city to respond to all disabled vehicles within six minutes and promptly get them off the highway once authorized by a police officer at Houston TranStar, the region's traffic-control center.

 

The tow truck ordinance divides Houston into 29 freeway sections. One truck is responsible for removing vehicles in each area.

 

Motorists no longer will be allowed to change flat tires on the freeway shoulder, leave vehicles to get fuel or call their own help.

 

 

Yes, Houston does have a traffic problem. Yes, Houston does need to address the problem and seek solutions. Is this new program a solution? Absolutely not. . Are stalled cars on the shoulder of highways the root of our traffic problems? Hardly.

The SAFEclear program auctioned off all of Houston highways in sections to various tow truck companies. In addition to the half million dollars raised by the auction, the city also receives $10 for every tow. Is this program lining pockets.....or clearing traffic obstructions?

The fee for the mandatory towing is $75. The stranded driver must have a credit card or cash on hand for the fee. Mayor White assured Houstonians that the fee will be reimbursed by insurance agencies (assuming the driver has a roadside assistance policy). If the fee cannot be immediately rendered, the tow truck will take the car to an impound, where the fee then includes an extra $124.

So, here is a scenario. My 16 year old daughter (if I had one) has a flat tire on the side of the road. She has decisions to make. She can try to change the tire in six minutes. She can call her father for help, hoping he can arrive and change the tire within six minutes. After six minutes, she will be approached by a tow truck driver (who are usually society's highest caliber citizens) and have to fork over $75. God help her if she doesn't have the money or a credit card on hand.

Does anyone else think the Houston City Council has lost their mind? This seems to be a serious infringement on Houstonian rights. I seriously wonder if this legislation will hold up under judicious scrutiny

 

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Wow...just when I thought I'd seen the most inane legislation. I think I'm a-gonna have to start "Gid's 6-minute flat repair and gas service".

One other thought...it could lead to drivers trying to make it off the highway running on flats and further endangering other drivers...not a good scenario.

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"Gid's 6-minute flat repair and gas service".

There would be a fortune in it. Great idea, Gideon.

it could lead to drivers trying to make it off the highway running on flats and further endangering other drivers

I had not even considered that Gideon. Scary!

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The Jersey Turnpike has something similar. You have to be towed by a state police authorized tow company. I have triple A--I called them, they alerted the state police, I was towed off the turnpike to the nearest exit, where triple A picked me up...I wasn't charged for any of it--but i don't know how it works if you aren't covered.
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Absolute idiocy in action.  How much further out of touch with reality can these people get? Not everyone's going to have $75 to get towed off the side of the road, and exactly how are people going to know when a car's been there for 6 minutes?  Are there going to be tow trucks roaming around constantly, looking for broken down vehicles?  Are the towers going to stand there with a stopwatch, timing the poor drivers who are trying to change a tire or fix the problem?  What happens if all but one lug nut is in place when the six minutes is up?


As for impounding vehicles...yeah, that's a good idea. (havey sarcasm there for those who don't know me too well) Someone can't pay the $75 towing fee, so lets take their car, impound it, and then charge them another $124 on top of the $75 they already couldn't pay. 


What a bunch of eejits. 


Good to see you back, btw!

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Yes, but these tow trucks come whether you want them or not. You have exactly six minutes to get your car running....and it does cost you! If you refuse to be towed, the police are called. You can even be arrested!
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WOW!  HOw do you get in on the gravy train!  I am going down and go into Bussiness with Gideon!  I got real good at changing tires!

What a crock!  This is the worst kind of tax.  If they want to kill the city, I think they just figured out a way to do it!

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Yep, it really sounds stupid!

Imagine you couldnt change your tyre in 6mns, you cant pay for the towing and you go to jail because of it. And when you're there the other inmates (the usual junkies, prostitutes or whatever) give you unwelcoming looks. All that because of a funky tyre. Yay! Sounds grrreat HAha, this is hilarious, i cant believe it's turned into a law. Time to consider public transports...
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Houston you say? I'll make sure not to drive there. Not that I have alot of car troubles, but if I did it sounds like the troubles wouldn't end once they started. Why not turn every road in the city into a toll road as well? Then they could charge you for the honor of driving anywhere in the city, even more money for them.
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heather: I caught this on the news when I was in Houston . . . yikes. Crazy.
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This is on of the finest examples of the inanities of legislation I've ever seen. If I were writing a book of ridiculous legislations, this one would be in the top 5, for sure.

Thanks for sharing...

Cheers,

Maso
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 dharmagrl

exactly how are people going to know when a car's been there for 6 minutes? Are there going to be tow trucks roaming around constantly, looking for broken down vehicles? Are the towers going to stand there with a stopwatch, timing the poor drivers who are trying to change a tire or fix the problem? What happens if all but one lug nut is in place when the six minutes is up?

The tow truck drivers have "patrols" assigned to them. The sections of highway they won in the auction are their "patrolling" sectors... Guess these guys will make a point to be by the same place every six minutes or so. I suppose we should all make sure our lug nuts are nice and oiled before driving to work each day. Of course some tire changing practice will have to commence on the weekends.

Good to see you back, btw!

Thanks. I hope to be back into the regular blogging and commenting routine soon. It is good to see you. I have been reading all your blogs, but just haven't had time to comment on them. I will catch up on all the latest articles very soon, now that things have returned to some semblance of normal around here, i.e. relatives done visiting, children back in school.

Dr. Guy

What a crock! This is the worst kind of tax. If they want to kill the city, I think they just figured out a way to do it!

Well, the city is certainly in an uproar. Since the legislation went into effect on Saturday, over 400 vehicles have been towed, and one lady was arrested. Her van broke down. Her husband left her to guard the van while he retrieved the tire that spun off into the grass. The tire shop down the street didn't open for another 30 minutes, where the man planned to get buy a new tire. Mind you, their car was on the shoulder of the highway in no way creating a traffic jam. Well, when the wrecker came, she refused to let them tow it. The police were called and the woman was arrested and the van towed by the time he returned with the new tire....

island gurl

Time to consider public transports...

Unfortunately, in Houston, public transports are worse.

Danny

Why not turn every road in the city into a toll road as well? Then they could charge you for the honor of driving anywhere in the city, even more money for them.

Because there are not roads left to toll. Almost every major highway is already a toll road in Houston. We have the Sam Houston Tollway, The Belt Way, etc. all toll roads.

Texas Wahine

I caught this on the news when I was in Houston . . . yikes. Crazy
 

Yep, careful when you finally do move down here. I will try to get to you in 6 min or less if you do break down.

dynamaso

This is on of the finest examples of the inanities of legislation I've ever seen. If I were writing a book of ridiculous legislations, this one would be in the top 5, for sure.
 

I agree, maso. Zombie and I were laughing and ranting at the same time. It is almost too insane to believe. It sounds more like some crazy ramblings from a greedy CEO than actual legislation. Of course, our mayor is a former CEO...

Zombie said he wouldn't be surprised if late at night, the patrolling tow truck drivers decided to drum up a little more business by sprinkling the highway with nails or something.

 

 

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Oh and btw, Mayor Bill White is a Democrat and so is the majority of the Houston City Council.
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Yep, careful when you finally do move down here. I will try to get to you in 6 min or less if you do break down.


He he he . . .
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What's sad is, knowing this makes it a virtual certainty I will not visit the city of Houston for any reason. Far too much risk (lose a car worth thousands because you were stupid enough not to carry $75 cash with you).


"Houston, we have a problem"

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"Houston, we have a problem"


@ Gideon

Very nice.
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"Houston, we have a problem"

Brilliant!

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What's sad is, knowing this makes it a virtual certainty I will not visit the city of Houston for any reason. Far too much risk (lose a car worth thousands because you were stupid enough not to carry $75 cash with you).


"Houston, we have a problem"

Exactly what I meant when I said how to kill a city.  If the visitors are going to avoid it, how long before the residents chuck it and move their companies somewhere else?

Reply #18 Top
Safeclear really sucks. I was thinking that I should start an anti-safeclear website. Anyone in? email me at [email protected]

I also was thinking that some of us Houston area people should go out an purposely stop in the shoulders to disrupt this BS program. Just pull over to safely make a cell phone call, and leave when the tow truck gets there. After all, pulling over is the safest way to use your phone.

While we're disrupting it people could also keep a few bottles of water, a gallon of gas, and some fix a flat handy to help people beat the tow trucks. I agree that a car should be towed if its IN the road. If it's on the shoulder they should give at least an hour or two! $AFEclear is complete BS.

Outside of Houston the Harris County Toll Roads will tow you off the highway where you can safely fix your problem FREE of charge. Now that is SAFEclear. Houston's program is just a money making racket.
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I also was thinking that some of us Houston area people should go out an purposely stop in the shoulders to disrupt this BS program. Just pull over to safely make a cell phone call, and leave when the tow truck gets there. After all, pulling over is the safest way to use your phone.

Great idea, Art. I do think this would take quite a bit of organization, however. It would be a great way to protest.

I agree with you that this program is nothing more than a money making racket.

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I just bought safeclear.com. I can't believe nobody had it yet! I'll try to set up a website in a few days once the site starts forwarding to my domain.

I may not even do anything, but this system really pisses me off. I feel bad for anyone that's being forced to spend $75 for a tow just because they got a flat or ran out of gas. I would be really mad if it happened to me. I mean, at least give a person a half hour to 45 minutes to resolve the problem IF they are not blocking any lanes of traffic.

I also checked the USPTO site and I noticed Houston did not file a trademark on their SAFEclear logo. I guess that means we can modify it as we see fit?
Reply #21 Top
I believe that all motorist's in Houston that are not pressed for time should pull to the side, lift their hood and wait for about ten minutes until the tow truck is in sight. Then, casually close the hood, get into the vehicle and drive away. If the tow truck driver gets eight to ten of these a day, or more, they will start complaining to the Council and changes to the ordinance should follow.
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Or it will become illegal to pull over...
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I just bought safeclear.com. I can't believe nobody had it yet! I'll try to set up a website in a few days once the site starts forwarding to my domain.
Art, let us know when you get the site set up and running. Crank Case
I believe that all motorist's in Houston that are not pressed for time should pull to the side, lift their hood and wait for about ten minutes until the tow truck is in sight. Then, casually close the hood, get into the vehicle and drive away. If the tow truck driver gets eight to ten of these a day, or more, they will start complaining to the Council and changes to the ordinance should follow.
Sounds like a great idea, if someone has the time....then again
Or it will become illegal to pull over...
You are probably right, Danny. Good to see you back!
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Ah, good to see civil disobedience is alive and well. Sorry I'm not nearer Houston or I'd join you


Thoreau would be proud.

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Imagine what the response would be if they do making pulling over illegal. They're digging their own graves!