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Anyone really know how to get rid of gophers????????

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Anyone really know how to get rid of gophers????????

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We "had" this beautiful front yard, no grass, stones, and a rock river, with all kinds of cactus, flowering sage, a huge agave, et. We have lost the agave, the little b..guy ate up all the inside, I sure hope he had a hangover! Now he is working on our australian bottle tree, a beautiful tree it was, now it is very stressed Have tried trapping, putting bubblegum down the holes, even poured a bottle of ammonia and then bleach, thought I got him, but he popped up after a few days. Sounds cruel, I don't like killing anything, but he is destroying all the plants > My neighbor said that he and a friend of his, when living in Montana, tried to get rid of a gopher by putting propane down the hole and lighting a match "Caddy Shack" I guess was more true to life then I realized
Anyway, this is a serious question, if any of you have any ideas, or have had the problem yourselves and know the answer
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Reply #102 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I like the other spelling better... And if you don't like it I'll throw naplam at you!
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Reply #103 from WinCustomize Forums Top
hmmmm... small nuclear device huh? i wonder if that would get my ex to stop calling... Any chance you'd know how to make one? (strictly off-the-record)
Reply #104 from WinCustomize Forums Top
i wonder if that would get my ex to stop calling...


...I'll field that one....No it won't
Reply #105 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Alright....who's got the depleted Uranium....I'll bring the shovel....this is sounding like a plan, Baldric...
Reply #106 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Well it's either that or my backup plan, i crash a semi into a light pole in front of her house, and then put on rubber gloves and use a pole to lodge a wrench in between the two capacitors... Then, i hide under a satellite dish along with all my favorite gizmos
Reply #107 from WinCustomize Forums Top
DWatson.....not bad....and I have the rubber gloves [don't ask]...and can recognize a capacitor when it bites me....but you'll need an American for the wrench....all we have here are spanners...
Reply #108 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I'm sure I could persuade president bush to provide me with a high quality wrench as long as its for terrorizing someone who doesnt deserve it, he'll probablybe a ll for it, and then when that's all over with I can give him my presentation on why I think gas prices suck and so does he for raising them... I mean as far as I see it part of the reason is because the army went to iraq and blew up the oil they were supposed to be stealing... but i'll save that for a different thread
Reply #109 from WinCustomize Forums Top
No...you'll need three Americans to do the wrench...one to hold, one to turn him and the third to read the instructions.
Reply #110 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Back to the topic at hand... How else should we disable the mentality of my ex... Does anyone know how to build a cyborg thingamajigger?
Reply #111 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Back to the topic



...is she a gopher????


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Reply #112 from WinCustomize Forums Top
well i used to have her go...pher ICE CREAM so I figured i'd just paraphrase, or something like that
Reply #113 from WinCustomize Forums Top
You could always get that evil T-1000 cop dude from terminator 2. He could take care of everything (being liquid metal and all and ruthless to boot)
Reply #114 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I would have thought that the odd ferret or two....[the second would be the 'even' ferret]....would suffice....

 

.....as long as they brought the nukes...

Reply #116 from WinCustomize Forums Top
"Ride of the Valkyries", anyone?....
Reply #117 from WinCustomize Forums Top

All I'll have to do is read this "thread" to yon gopher, and he'll be packed and gone, in a heart beat