Talking to yourself is the only way an idiot can get a sane answer...

Talking to geniuses is the only way a genius can have an interesting conversation.

"Do not regret the mistakes you might made in your life, but do regret the words who remain unspoken."

"You can't expect something, if you aren't willing to sacrifice something!"

"You can not live together with any other individual, if you did not even learned to live with yourself!"

Thinning the blood will lengthen the fuse on a temper.

1/4 of an aspirin will work by morning.

Don't get caught with your pants down the enemy is out there.

Those who forget history are bound to repeat it.

One person's vile legacy is another person's Huffpost.

If you don't like to look at it,don't look at it.

Einstein smoked tobacco

California smokes pot.

Conversation on Mars in the year 10099:

Half way between Palm Springs and Phoenix we could bore holes

and build a city underground where it's cool.

Next we could move some people to Earth and see

how long we can self sustain a colony.

Ants have lived underground for a long time

maybe they're on to something.

Have they seen warming before?

Congratulations we have all reached the maturity level of 8th grade.

Check for gum in your hair.

 Today we believe we live in a solar system with planets

orbiting a star in a vacuum called space.

Tomorrow we might believe we live in an entropy boundary zero point energy virtual particle projection.

familiarity breeds contempt

The reason why the universe didn't destroy itself at the big bang.

No one was watching.

Explanation:

In quantum physics an unwatched pot may never boil.

In classical physics a watched pot boils after you stop watching it.

We live in a quantum physics universe.

Is the comfort of modern living with it's many levels an addiction?

I say it is.

You would be surprised what you learn if you monitor

things for 16 years.

For example updates are off but updates come in.