Things I Do When Nobody Is Looking

Thank God There Is No Webcam In My Home!

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Things I Do When Nobody Is Looking


#1. Pick My Nose.
#2.Scratch My Butt.
#3.Talk To Myself.
#4. Strip Down To My Underwear and Clean The House While Chanting:
"I Will Sell This House Today"

#5. Bite My Toenails. Then I Put Them In My Cats' Fur.
#6. Pinch My Abdomen to Try and Determine if I am Losing Any Fat.
#7. Floss.
#8. Pleasure Myself To The Nine Inch Nails song, "Closer".
#9. Check My Moles and Wonder if Any Have Changed.
Ponder The Unpleasantness of Chemotherapy.
#10. Try and Learn a Little HTML.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm glad you don't have a webcam, too! I can understand everything except the toenail biting...you must be very limber to get that foot into your mouth! Cute stuff!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
ROFL!!

#5 is great! Disgusting but great!!!

And think of it this way, if you do all of that on your own, what would you be willing to do infront of an audience??...er, :S nevermind....forget that I said anything. LOL
Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
You know, everyone should list what they do when people aren't looking. It's a bit liberating, and reminds you that you're human. Yeah, that's right...human.

Me? Well...:

I pick my nose
Chew my fingernails and pick the skin around my nails
Play with my hair
Sing if I have music on
Scratch myself (yeah, girls do that too)
Check my stomach to see/feel if I've lost any fat
Excercise, Stretch