Quotes: Funny, favorite or your favorite funny ones

Place your favorite quotes here whether it be from Sins of a Solar Empire or a person or just something you heard. then let others say there opinion about them

 

Remember to say where it came form if you know.

And please lets keep this from getting locked, no raciest quotes or comments, lets just have fun with it.

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I'll start off

"freedom is not bought at the price blood, but at the price of tolerance"

-Mel Anderson (a friend)

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You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.

~Al Capone

 

Tomorrow the future will be better.

~Dan Quayle

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The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
 
Martain Luther King
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"Such is life" - Ned Kelly on the gallows.

"Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue" - BIOS message.

"The problem with mankind is he is just too intelligent to understand just how stupid he really is". - Me.

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Quoting Jafo, reply 6


"The problem with mankind is he is just too intelligent to understand just how stupid he really is". - Me.

 

 

How true that is.

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I used to be indecisive, but now I am not so sure....

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Why be difficult when, with just a little more effort you could be down-right impossible?

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.


It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.


Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

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Just because you can do a thing doesn't mean you should.

Heard that from my dad all the time. And now I repeat it to my children.

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Funny quote from Andromeda, forget which episode:

"I am convinced that when the universe ends, there will be 3 survivors.  Tyr Anasazi, The Cockroaches, and Dylan Hunt, trying to save the Cockroaches."  -Tyr Anasazi

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Spaceballs:

"Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb." -Dark Helmut

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Mass Effect 3:

Ashley:  Nobody likes sarcasm, Commander.

Shepard:  I do...

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More to come as I sift through my databanks of useless game knowledge.  -Me, just now.  :D

 

-Twi

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"It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid, than to open it and remove all doubt".  

 

"Go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company".

 

"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is still putting on it's shoes".

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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana   

-me

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On the other side of fear lies freedom.

 

Photoshop can smell fear. - Me

 

"One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotations." - Diogenes

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"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Sartre "Do be do be do" - Sinatra

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“The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine.” - Abraham Lincoln

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Meanwhile, on Facebook:

-Twi

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Definition of a husband: What's left of the groom after the nerve has died. Abbot and Costello. Don't remember what movies though.

Know what I think?.....That's what I think..me.

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Quoting Jythier, reply 18
“The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine.” - Abraham Lincoln

 

 

For all we know your real name could be Abraham Lincoln and that would make it an accurate quote  :grin:  

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.  :lol:

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"Things are only impossible until they are not."

– Jean-Luc Picard 

 

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."

- Albert Einstein more


"Atheism is a non-prophet organization. "

- George Carlin more

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"Nordic ruins. Even older than I am. I wonder if the draugr are as gullible as they were when I was a girl." - Serana from skyrim when in a Nordic Tomb

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Quoting Crimson-Firehawk, reply 24
One of the best quotes from one of the best B movies

Yes.... a great 'B' movie.....

....and if you haven't seen Tremors [and the sequels] they're another great 'B'.

...better than many 'A's I could think of....;)

Earl Bassett: Run for it? Running's not a plan! Running's what you do, once a plan fails!