Baby Assassin!
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Isn't it cute?!
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Stardock ForumsGM: "You hear a faint sound. It's a.... rattle?
Player: "A rattle? Like a snake?"
GM: "No, softer."
Player: "Well then, I--"
GM: "TOO LATE! YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD."
"We've got another victim, sir, just like the others. Same MO - a baby rattle through the heart."
"Looks like our killer..." (puts on sunglasses) "...needs to have his diaper changed."
(cue theme music)
Now there's an empire of stone-cold killers. It's because they start 'em young!
At least their not ZOMBIE baby assassins... that'd be just freaky.
Quoting Dethedrus, reply 5
At least their not ZOMBIE baby assassins... that'd be just freaky.
We could fix that, you know.
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