A funny picture thread
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Ok I think its been long enough that we can try a Funny Pic thread again!
RULES:
1. No Offensive Pictures. We don't want this one locked like the others right?
2. 3 Picture MAXIMUM!
3. No Intentional Double-Posting.
Begin!
Hmm...
Can I add a rule? If you don't want your mother to see it, don't post it here.
now, then.
I'm going to keep it 150% Clean on my end. Words... not so much, just no swearing or vulgarity.
Koda0 (^)
-> Insert picture of your greatest accomplishment here <-
FAIL
Because you're special like that.
Koda0 (^)
Customer: “It’s so loud in here!”
Me: “I know right? Christmas is crazy for us every year.”
Customer: “It’s so loud, why do people have to talk so loudly?”
Me: “Sorry sir, it’s just because there’s so many people.”
Customer: “Forget this! I’m turning off my hearing aid. You guys should really try to keep the noise level down.”
Me: “Right you are sir! If that’ll be all, your total is ***.”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “Your total, sir? It’s ***.”
Customer: “Speak up! I can’t hear you!”
(It’s St. Patrick’s Day at an Irish pub, and I’m serving a table with ten drunken customers.)
Drunken table: “Hey! We need some more drinks over here! We’ve been waiting quite a while!”
Me: “Sure, what can I get for you!”
(They proceed to order 10 different, complex cocktail orders.)
Me: “Great, I’ll get these into the bar as soon as possible.”
(Five minutes later…)
Lady at drunken table: “Hey! We’ve been waiting for our drinks! Where the h*** are they?!”
Me: “Well, we’re pretty busy and the bar is backed up a bit. Sorry for the delay.”
Lady at drunken table: “Well, we sure aren’t impressed with the service here. My husband is a doctor, and he’s on call tonight, so we really need our drinks served promptly!”
Doctor at drunken table: “Yesshh, I need my drinksh right nooow!”
lol at above,.....,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,buuuuuuuuuut if its true thats scary
Anyway i here by declare this thread dead
*throws flowers and rice*
Hmmm.... Nope. I, koda0, hereby declare this forum on my personal life support. This, and the "What If" Game.
I'll brb.
Koda0 (^)
*Throws hand grenade*
I will see this game Mwhahahaha die
i will only post serious stuff from now on. to kil this game
You have fun trying. You do realize that you're actually helping me so I don't break the "no double posting rule", right?
Koda0 (^)
you do realise i dont realise i dont really want the game to die, but i will for the purpose of keeping it alive and because my avatar is evil play the role of the antongonist, posting 'serious' pics
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