Banned for feeding green eyed misanthropes.

banned for connecting the dots to find the word red

Banned for Dots for Polka.

Banned for enforcing the domino effect because you couldn't get it to snowball.

Banned for enticing winter.

Banned for going for the domino effect when you couldn't get it to snowball.

banned for being a snowball in hell

Banned fore not letting the devil have his snowman.

Banned for bribing the meteorologist to create a cold day in Hell so's snowballs could be thrown at Beelzebub and his overheated minions.

banned because hell froze over due to mispayment of the gas bill

Banned 'cause he paid his due to the wrong Acme. It went up instead of down.

Banned for not using Acme cream to prevent outbreaks of of Acme.

Banned for not going to Acme for your rocket skates.

Banned for revealing that Acme's CEO used Dr. Pimple Popper's services to remove the annoying zits from the board of directors.

Banned 'cause Wiley forgot he put the log, dynamite, roller rocket skates, jet pack and other paraphernalia on layaway. 

Banned for the cheap binoculars you bought from Acme to watch Roadrunner out-fox Wiley every time.

Banned for jumping over the canyon with rockets by Acme you gotta light with a fuse.

Banned for burnt bum hairs cos you thought getting down town on an Acme rocket [you gotta light with a fuse] was quicker than walking there in Acme's nuclear powered flip flops.

banned for going the nuclear option

banned for mushrooms.

banned for giving in to the dirt

Banned for airing dirt on the flip side of the tracks dividing the town of Iskabibble population 0.5

banned by shiny worms and hairstyles

Banned for putting glow worms on your head to draw attention to your new haircut.

banned for clippers.