Banned for even entertaining the idea of ever exasperating folk with elongated sentences using the letter e to edify embattled eloqution edicts.

Banned for feverishly fraternizing for foolish follow-ups found frowned-upon foregoing fine findings/fiction. (I swear it makes sense... kind of)

banned for gaaah!

Banned for invoking the grammar monster.

banned for throwing hay in the the general direction of the hateful grammar monster covered in hair

Banned for not shaving and saving the leftovers for posterity.

Banned for going with the posterity bug and unleashing thousands upon the unsuspecting public gathered together to hear the beetle bugs fly over in squadron formation to impress the lady bugs who were just out for a casual stroll to break the monotony of a less than average day that excited nobody 'cept the doodle bug who is too lazy to get out of her nest to see what's happening in the crazy old world of bugs, bugs and more bugs.

..... so there.  

banned for run on sentence

Banned for the ho hum, TDS, CNNDS, and other communicable diseases.

Banned for communicating

banned because you never talk to me

Banned for the first sign of madness.... talking to yourself.

Banned for self inflicting dialogues.

Banned for the second sign of madness is striking up a conversation with yourself.

Banned for letting in the boring.

banned for being such a boring person

Banned for banter baiting on behalf of boggles and bugles because of bellicose boondoggles and bats.

banned for insane stunts and artwork

Banned for being on the exterior and looking up the posterior to see the interior of the anterior, while feeling rather inferior to the superior, who redacted the extracted because he thought it was way too enacted and thus acted to prevent the defracted being refracted.

Banned for confusing this thread.

Banned for arguing with yourself over whether you should post that last bit or not.... arguing with yourself is the 3rd sign of madness

Banned 'cause madness is so overrated. I prefer bonkers, it sounds better.

Banned for the fifth sign of bonkers is putting on your own strait jacket and cartwheeling into your padded cell.

banned for carrying on my wayward son

banned for carrying on my wayward son