banned for flipping the comment and getting the same result

 Banned for the resulting intuitive refrains were left wanting. 

banned for being left with wanting more

Banned for forgetting the other left. 

banned for picking the alt left instead of the alt right

They are both to be blamed

Banned 'cause two lefts don't make a right.

(Read two wrongs.....)

banned because that's what she said

Banned 'cause it was after the bed broke, what she said.

banned for dancing on the mattress in a manner fit to wake the dead

Banned for labor on a day when there ain't supposed to be any.

banned for pushing a monday on us

Banned 'cause Harvey's gonna spit all over us.

Banned for using pop culture references that fly right over my midget head.

Banned for dipping celery (without the it) in peanut butter up to the waist.

banned for waisting away again in margaritaville 

Banned for not taking you tequila straight like an hombre.

Banned for tulip juice.

banned for tiptoeing through the tulips

Banned for not recognizing the awesomeness of the "semper augustus" , the tulip for which once the price of a mansion was paid for one bulb.

banned for bulbous ideas

Banned for Dutch chocolate.

banned for hating on chocolate that has not been soiled with the likes of milk, sugar, and various other chemical compounds designed to improve its taste 

Banned for cherries in chocolate rather than strawberries dipped in ice cream with bananas on the side.

banned for adding udder juice concoctions to fruits

Banned for splitting on and on about bannanas, ice cream, chocolate sauce, and no pineapples.