Banned for shortening Yogi's best friend's name to just one boo.

banned for sticking up for a vicious bear

banned for bearing it all

Banned for how much can a koala bear.

Banned for minty bears.

banned for chocolate bunnies

Banned for the flea-bitten wabbit.

Banned for pistachios

Banned for nutmeg

Banned for Turkeys

banned for breaking my bike

Banned for cycling so close to the bleeding edge that you sprayed nearby pedestrians with A-B Negative.

banned for trying to be positive

Banned for being positively negative while procrastinating about taking positive steps to be negative whenever somebody tries to be proactive in a positive manner.

banned for making me working earlier 

Banned for working. They haven't invented collars for avatars yet.

Banned for trying to collar the avatar thief with a two dollar suit.

banned for spending a dollar more than you should have on a suit

Banned choosing a 50c suit from an op-shop tailor.

banned for Zoot suits and tails.

Banned for boots, suits and fruits that don't match your Pink Zoot.

Banned for using uits and oots in the same sentence.

banned by the pink gods of the triune

Banned by flying piggies in pink tutus headed for Oz.

Banned for flying bagpipes sounding out a haunting hogmenay from a haggis point of view.