Banned for slapping the salmon.

Banned for fish abuse.

Banned for you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

Banned for fishy comments.

Banned for fish puns, the lot of ya

banned for fishy sounding puns

Banned for pun intended.

Banned for doing the pun pun as a Pun worthy Pun in a Bun.

Banned for forced rhyming

Banned for ergonomics

Banned for sealing the deal with a kiss.

Banned for kissin' up to the 'art of the deal'

banned for mocking the art of war

Banned 'cause SunTzu said so. 

Banned for going all Mt Rushmore and declaring your manhood to be a national monument to attact more visitors.

Banned for cultural appropriation.

Banned for appropriating letters and arranging them in coherent form.

Banned for declaring the hairs on your chest as a national park because you're tired of trimming them.

banned for trying to trim them in the first place

Banned 'cause it got deforested before it began.

Banned for deforestation in the pubic area and having shivering fits over cold nuts.

Banned for hugging trees

banned for leaving the trees to their doom

Banned for shaking the trees so much they leave.

Banned for the backyard picnic and going when the tea leaves.