Then we'd be Grammar Nazi's under Balloon Hitler killing Jewish un-circumsized mice and getting pwnd by talking fries.

What if I didn't come back today? OR
What if I didn't piss of Ryat as bad as I did?

Koda0 (^)

Then I would be sad OR afraid.

What if I hadnt just gotten post 200? KARMA PLZ!

then somebody else would have

what if I started posting here?

ROFL, you can't ask for karma in a Forum Game you created. If you got an important post # in the Avatar Fight, I'd be happy to deliver karma.

Btw: Me and Ryat fighting... scares you? Why? I never did conceive what that would look like from a 3rd parties' point of view... how inconsiderate of me.

What if you didn't whore yourself out for that last +1 karma to beat IFear???

Koda0 (^)

@Ryat: Idk, why is it you only post in the You're Banned game and Karma game until today??? At least, frequently?

to get in your head

its tons of fun

what if I went to bed right now?

Then my Malicious persona would die, because I can't be mean to Veers. Speaking of which, where did he retreat to?

What if I had vented on WiC and not here?

Koda0 (^)

then you would have been flamed shameless instead of dealing with me who likes to just have fun and not kill each other

What if I stayed up and got drunk?

Venting to a 17 year old, a 11 year old, a 12 year old, another 17 year old, and a girl makes me die of flamage? Interesting...

Then you'd probably sratt tpyign lkei tish.

What if I could cosplay as Lelouch for a day?

Koda0 (^)

Then you would be forever be known as a nerd and geek

and you must shed your emo/vamp/scene image and live free

What if I could dance?

... I have no comment towards your first statement.

The second one has several comments, but the flame war must NOT be started here, or anywhere else tonight.

What if Mishayla and I could be together like Lelouch and C.C. at the end of Code Geass?

Koda (^)

never have seen the show but I will assume a happy ending

then you would get involved in a relationship that is beyond your ability to comprehend and this point in your life and fail rending your life and hers miserable and hopeless

What if I had married my first crush? (I already shutter at that thought, many was I an idiot at that time)

Sort of happy, yes.

You mean... like my life is now? I only have 2 purposes as of right now: make my crush happy, and Destroy Society as we know it, and re-make it anew...

Then you'd get a divorce and marry your current wife...

What if my freaking coal stove didn't break while I was typing this?

Koda0 (^)

then it would explode and set the house on fire, but you would be warm

Destroy Society, yeah it would be nice, it needs to be destroyed, but anything that a man (or woman) would put in its place would be lame

it does not belong to man to direct even his own step

What If someone gave me $10,000?

I'm to tired to elaborate on that particular goal for now...

Then the police would come to your house, and beat you into a coma for having money from a Pot Dealer.

What if I could Warp Time?
koda0 (^)

What kind of stupid question is that? Anyways, you would become nothing. . . .and everything.

What if you actually were on these forums when I was? (Don't start today, I have too much crap to do)

Then the gang would be together, and Veers would stop whining.

What if the retards on WiC actually listened to what I was telling them to do, and worked together?

Koda0 (^)

Then they would surely lose and die many an unpleasent death

What if I stopped posting on this forum thread

Then things would be back to normal.

I'm going back to WiC, just needed a break from the stupid.

What if I had won that 2v1 CW, two of them against me?

Koda0 (^)

Then you would be obssessed with that game.

What if you had realized I had actually gone and played another game because I couldn't post here and play at the same time?

Then I would stop. Think. Shrug. ANd move on.

What if you had to choose between a Hot Girl, or a Month's supply of Budweiser? (Drinking age law excerpted for this "what if")
Koda0 (^)

A hot girl. I do not drink and do not plan to start.

What if the South had won the Civil War?

You must take after Ryat.

If memory recalls, you've already asked that in this forum, to which my answer was, "Than the events of the movie C.S.A. would've happened."

What if we weren't on the question decline here?!?

Koda0 (^)

I just watched a show about the Civil War sorry.

Then more people would have to show up to prevent our questions from becoming crazy

What if Code: Geass was pro-Britannian Empire?

ZOMFG

YOU KNOW SOME BACKGROUND DETAIL ABOUT THE PLOT?!?!

Then we'd probably follow around Schniezel, Cornelia or Euphemia, as they tried to do honor to thier presumed-to-be-dead siblings, Lelouch and Nunally. I dunno who'd get a Geass power, though. Schniezel would never use it out of pride, Cornelia is too aggresive, and Euphie is too... kind-hearted.

What if you were a background Character in Star Wars? Who would you be?

Koda0 (^)

*looks at avatar* GEE I WONDER.

What if you remembered that I actually watch the show too?