I would give you karma but there's a patent pending on your putz and a copyright on your colon.

Karam has expired, we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. 

I would give you karam but this is for karma only.

I would give you karma but you brought the I would give you karma thread back again.

I would give you karma but I don't have wheels.

I would give you karma but, I have a couple square wooden wheels, Real cheap!!!

I would give you karma but my dpi went ipd'd

I would give you karma but, my gps went mia.

I would give you karma but the aim went with the spg and and made puppies.

I would give you karma but I haven't any time,  I'm chasing 1000, no 10,000 puppies. Yeah that's about right, 100,000 HUGE puppies. 

I would give you karma but I see a HUGE pooper scooper in your future.

I would give you karma but well here, a picture is worth 200,000 words...   good puppy

I would give you karma but.......first tell me what the heck that thing is. It looks like part sheep, part dog and part cow. Kinda like a sheogow. lol

I would give you karma but his photoshop is somking out the town. haha Kinda cute, kinda disturbing, oui?

I would give you karma but it is too hot outside. Heat index puts it over 100 degrees F. 

I would give you karma but by the sounds of it more a/c power is what's really called for..... My going outside is at a minimum. I ride my bike and get stuff but I start sweating almost immediately after getting off the bike.... It's the humidity!!!

I would give you karma but would've, could've, didn't.

  I would give you karma but they should've stayed at home. No soup for them.

I would give you karma but I got turned around and got lost.

I would give you karma but wherever you go. there you are. For false alarm. No karma. 

I would give you karma but......um......um......I'll get back to you.

I would give you karma but, I just got back.

I would give you karma but its bedtime.

I would give you karma, but as we all know, karma is a B- ...NOPE, I wont say it!