I would give you karma, but as a member of a FAMILY of teachers, poor and/or incorrect use of you language is a failure of your ENTIRE country to build the resources it needs for the future, ie people that can think and comunicate clearly and accuratly their thoughts and ideas.

as a person that can NOT communicate, YOU ARE A FAILURE!

harpo

I would give you karma, but you've bored me to death on your embarkment of teaching.

I would give you karma, but you have died, and have further need or desire for karma.

harpo

I would give you karma but I find the excessive use of 9s in your name to be slightly rage provoking.

I would give you karma but I neec koda0 to come back first.

I would give you karma, but you are dependent on other users.

i would give you karma, but i'm far more puzzling than you.

I would give you karma, but koda0 is the staple of the forums and i'm afraid to upset the balance without him here.

I would give you karma, but this thread is the best time-killing thing and I value my time too much.

I would give you karma but you do not value koda0.

I would give you karma but who the hell is koda0?

I would give you karma, but the matrix does not allow it.

harpo

I would give you karma but you server the matrix

I would give you karma but you are not the One.

I would give you karma but neither are you

I would give you karma but you dont know what the matrix is.

I would give you karma but you have not realized that I created the Matrix

I would give you karma but you are not The Architect.

I would give you karma but you have just proven your fan-boyishness for the Matrix

I would give you karma but General Veers is from Star Wars, an emulator program of the matrix.

Welcome back. Clever.

I would give you karma but you didn't say anything useful.

I would give you karma but you do not fight for the Empire

I would give you karma but your face is ooogly. :p

I would give you karma but "Although the transport proccess has altered your consciousness you irrevocably remain human".