I find this kinda funny.

My new Xbox 360 broke after i have had it for about a year (this is the third time ive had this happen to me). And yet my Nintendo works just fine. That is after i blow on the cardtridges in a way that only i know how to do since its my game. So I got to thinking after i called up the customer service people (who I think hate me now just as much as i hate them). I got to thinking why not have a little part on the gaming apparatus that you can open up via a spring loaded hinged door that you can blow into in the way only you know how and that will pretty much fix your gaming system. That is until the next time you want to play it or until you go so far without saving your game.

To sum this ridiculously, mediocre, pathetic excuse for a rant up. Top of the line technology pretty much SUCKS (for the not breaking part that is) compared to its less technologicly advanced counter parts.

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true but UPS is making a mint on the pickup and returns on this thing lol

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No, Xbox 360s suck compared to old Nintendos. Old 386s could easily fry something if you put a single cable wrong before turning it on (ahhh, so much money spent learning how to build a system...), whereas a few months ago I accidentally unplugged the soundcard on my modern Athlon X2-based PC while in actual use (long story) and all components survived the experience just fine.

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haha. very true indeed!

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Quoting DraekAlmasy, reply 3
a few months ago I accidentally unplugged the soundcard on my modern Athlon X2-based PC while in actual use (long story)
I'm going to bite and ask... how?

 

:fox:

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My 360, jasper, runs great.  Wish I had waited 4 months for the damn discount though.  But I can run it 6 hours and it will be cool still.  Runs cooler than my damn comp even (Well without actually testing temps it SEEMS cooler). 

 

P.S. Of course I hardly play my 360..need to get around to that patch for UFC sometime..some good games coming up though that aren't on PC..sadly.

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Quoting Kitkun, reply 5
I'm going to bite and ask... how?

I had forgotten to put the screws in, then one day while playing some game I accidentally kicked my speakers' cables and POOF! my sound was gone. I nearly had a heart attack when I found out the reason but, as I said, everything worked fine once I plugged it in again (after turning the PC off, of course).

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Ya I haven't bought a Console system since I had the same experience with the PS2 $800 when if first came out and 3 months till I got a disk read error and it never worked again. I sink all my money into computers now, 90% of anything that comes out for Xbox hits PC at some point, and my computer is better :P

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The only reason why i bought the Xbox 360 was....because...I ummm I'm not really sure to be honest. Bill Gates must have been controlling my brain. That's a good enough reason for me. As for playstation surprisngly I have no complaint. Other than the fact that every time there are quests over they want me to stop playing Zelda and start playing Grand Theft Auto. If you want to see a hooker get shot go to St. Louis (RAMS RULE ALL!!!) or better yet East ST. Louis but I wouldn't advise you to stay there to long. Now if you want to see a fictional badass stab a Dodongo then grab a Monster drink and sit on down. NINTENDO FOR THE WIN!!! But a close second is PC of course. :grin:

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I got a Wii for Christmas three and a half years ago. It just broke a few weeks ago, mostly because my dog knocked it off the shelf and I think knocked the disc-reading lazer into the wrong position. I got a PS2 for my birthday (which is close to Christmas) five years ago, and it broke three and a half years ago. So I got another one, which broke two year ago. Finally, I got an Xbox360 for Christmas last year. It has never worked. At all.

You be the judge.

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My original 360 was returned to Microsoft after it's RROD. It's replacement, lovingly named Elmo2, is constantly used for 8 hour gaming sessions, playing music, watching DVDs, and has never had a single problem of any kind.

The horrible components which were manufactured during the generation one phase of the Xbox 360 to help meet demand have cost Microsoft a lot of money, however they stepped up and offered free postage and repair on their console - even for people who were outside of the initial warranty. It shouldn't have happened, yes, but they've dealt with it in the best way possible in my opinion.

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Interestingly enough, most of Nintendo's consoles still kick ass - my N64 still gets a few hours of action once a month. Benefits of simpler technology and no optical devices.

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My Sega Genesis will work to this day as long as it doesn't get nudged.

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Quoting Myles, reply 12
My Sega Genesis will work to this day as long as it doesn't get nudged.

Duck tape the hell out of it to the floor and prey there won't be an earthquake.

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Cant trust Microsoft man, their the Anti Christ.

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I may hijack the thread here, but something occured to me while reading this. Part of the reasons the older cartridge based consoles work still is becasue they use the cartridges and not optical drives like everything these days. Now correct me if I'm wrong but aren't cartridges essentially little hard drives that plug into a system? And the reason they stopped using those was because discs had more space yes? Well nowadays You can get a flash drive that can have like....64 gigs of space, so couldn't a rennaisance of cartridge based games be feasible and technically sound?

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Quoting Resist_The_Dawn, reply 15
You can get a flash drive that can have like....64 gigs of space, so couldn't a rennaisance of cartridge based games be feasible and technically sound?

Well technically cartridge games never left us. Nintendo is still useing them with their Gameboys (greatest invention ever right next to the mid-nineties craze Tamagotchi WOOT WOOT). But as for consoles i think we are stuck with cds/dvds for now. But im optimistic about the future and hope for a flash drive type game console. And just maybe the next step after that would be you just buy a code and enter that into a console and it just downloads games onto a hard drive. Or maybe not download it on a hard drive but save that code into an account you create and you just play it over the internet seeing as how the internet is taking over our the world.

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We could see a return to the cartridge based format, however they're far more expensive to make than the disks we currenty get for our games and would rise the cost of games on the shelves to compensate.

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@Reaper- I would hate to hafta download every game I buy. It takes longer, its an inconvenience imo, I'd rather have a real game. And I dont want to have some distant gaming machine streaming the game to me from the other side of the world. THeres so many problems with that.

@ZehDon- Well that's a good point there then haha. I'd love to see it happen though. I hope it becomes cheaper to make those. Probably wont ever be cheaper than discs tho :(

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Quoting Resist_The_Dawn, reply 19
@Reaper- I would hate to hafta download every game I buy. It takes longer, its an inconvenience imo, I'd rather have a real game. And I dont want to have some distant gaming machine streaming the game to me from the other side of the world. THeres so many problems with that.

Some one needs to master the art of internet sarcasm and soon cause that's what I was going for. But anyway, I was saying that in the sense that by the time they are even thinking about do that on a large scale the internet would be fix with no problems to worry about and downloading would be done in an instant.

Two things wrong with that. One lol goes to problemless internet. And one lol goes to massive downloading in an instant.

Quoting Resist_The_Dawn, reply 19
@ZehDon- Well that's a good point there then haha. I'd love to see it happen though. I hope it becomes cheaper to make those. Probably wont ever be cheaper than discs tho :(

We all should stay optimistic about that though. I can't tell you how much i hate having to check to see if there is a giant scratch in on the disc everytime I drop one. Now if they made scratch resistant discs then I will be all for those.