iam NOT heather, I AM ZOMBIE!

from JoeUser Forums
Hi guys and girls, it's your favorite deadzombie posting for his beautiful wife, iamheather. 'Heather' was trying to kill our pet bird last night when she pinched a nerve in her back, probably awakening one of her old dance injuries (didnt you know professional dance was a brutal, cut-throat profession?). Actually, she pinched it making sandwiches. Can you feel the mystery of life at work here? She's in intolerable pain right now, laid up in bed. The nerve is right at the base of her neck, so everything she does shoots pain all over her body. After about two hours of her trying to sleep last night, I went out and got her a ton of meds and muscle rubs this morning. Hopefully she'll recover soon. After all, I can't be expected to feed the kids. ;)


So Im reading your replies to her, but I refuse to reply for her (a husband duties only go so far... I already take out the trash around here!). It's killing her that so many people have replied to her recent article today and she can't interact with the community... especially since I'm "embellishing" some of your replies as I read them to her. I never knew Danny had such a mouth (J/J Danny!). Of course some of those replies I couldn't spin if I tried - they're already a little heated.


Seriously, I'm taking care of her, and the kids are enjoying my more"boot camp oriented" style of running the house. Hey, everyone stays fed and the house is spotless. I hope everyone is having a good weekend, and Heather sends her very best to each of you. :)
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Get better soon sweetheart!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Zombie, make heather rest, strap her to the bed if need be It was very nice of you to inform us of how she's doing.
Heather, take your time, we'll get by without you until your back on your feet
Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Heather, I selfishly look forward to your return. I also, unselfishly, really hope you heal quickly.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey zombie -- having food pellets today, eh?

Please tell heather that I am thinking about her and praying for her and I send my love.

Get better soon, heather!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
So is it MREs for breakfast? If so Don't eat the Omlet it's really nasty from what I can remember. Oh , and update us on how well the kids spit shine thier boots!

Tell Heather All of us wish her a swift recovery.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey zombie -- having food pellets today, eh?


Yes thet are! However did you know?

Thank you for all your well wishes. I will let her know!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Feeling better now? You'll have to be sneakier next time you try to get rid of that bird