The Sins soap opera: A tale of love, betrayal, and spaceguys

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Episode 1: Space Ponies

In a small, stuffy trader vessel, just weeks after the Advent invasion; Mr. Black and his companion discuss their place in a galaxy torn apart.

Black: (laughing) "This much Space pony meat will makes us a killing on the black market, now to just get back to Adonis... I have to admit that i was surprised one of 'you' would come on board to an operation like this, why did you Mistra?"

Mistra: "Maybe i just want to see you kill yourself with this little venture, you're still trader scum to me"

Black: (grumbling) "You seemed to have a different opinion last night... Are these coordinates right? I don't want to end up in a black hole"

Mistra: (Annoyed) "They are correct. Unlike your people, mine do not make mistakes"

Black: (As he starts the phase drives) "That's politics, I'm just here for the money"

Mistra: "You annoy me, after this is over i may have you skinned"

The Ship arrives at the coordinates, a supposedly vacant asteroid base

Black: "You wouldn't, the ladies love me... especially the crazy ones... What is that?! this is supposed to be an empty drop point!"

Mistra: "That is a slaving party, welcome to the empire Mr. Black, I must say you were exceptionally easy prey"

She turns off a concealed cloaking device and reveals her true vasari colors

Black: "I really regret last night now..."

The End

More coming soon! (maybe)

and yes, i was bored -_-

18,401 views 6 replies
Reply #1 from Sins Forums Top

wow...

Reply #2 from Sins Forums Top

that's SOOOO perverted.

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Reply #3 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Whiskey144, reply 2
that's SOOOO perverted.
End of Whiskey144's quote

It was kind of meant as a parody to the feminist thread, and i was tired while playing sins last night; i started giving voices to the ships and making up stories for them.... somebody help me...

Reply #4 from Sins Forums Top

well, it's perverted IMO because it gives the impression that the female Vasari agent slept with the male Human. And that is DISGUSTING to think about. Excuse me while I attempt to SCRUB MY BRAIN (<-lol, how will I manage to do it?!)!

Reply #5 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Whiskey144, reply 4
well, it's perverted IMO because it gives the impression that the female Vasari agent slept with the male Human. And that is DISGUSTING to think about. Excuse me while I attempt to SCRUB MY BRAIN (<-lol, how will I manage to do it?!)!
End of Whiskey144's quote

Haha that was the point, it is a story of betrayal after all

Reply #6 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Volt_Cruelerz, reply 1
wow...
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I think that pretty well summed it up...  Its a soap opera.  By definition, they have to be stupid.