Wish granted, but you bought another piece of $*** that didn't work. And did you try it on a Win98 when you got it? I've tried and it won't, but works fine on XP.

Granted, and then Wild E. Coyote dropped a 10,000 ton anvil that you had been standing under as the Road Runner escapes from it.

I wish that I had all the time in the world to do stuff. Time is just going by way to fast, I look at the date and see June 19 and can't believe half the year is gone already. 

Wish granted - you have all the time in the world, but its like that episode of Twilight Zone where you are in a library and need glasses, but they break and no more are to be found.  Also, you can't read.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller...

Who's being EMO about little things Mr._Blunt3d? (btw: is your avatar Makuta or no?)

Wish granted, but that little tiny bit taller makes NO actual difference in your appearance... and thus you decide to spike your hair.

I wish that when somebody says "emo" somebody else doesn't automatically freak out and start calling the cops.

Koda0 (^)

Wish granted, but now when somebody says "emo" people can only hear "emu" and think they are farmers. 

I wish the word "emo" was never spoken, referenced, or uttered in any sort of media AND that the word was utterly annihilated, impossible to restore.

Granted. Soon a new word shows up to replace it. The word is pacov.

I wish that i owned GalCiv II

and that it worked

Granted. But suddenly, you find that the game's DRM has been rejected, and your copy has been disabled from use, never to be played again.

I wish that they would made a new Dune game

They do, but an asteroid crashes into the factory, preventing the game from ever being released.

I wish for one blackberry cobbler.

Granted but then dust from the asteroid impact falls on it and nowhere else ruining it

I wish that I could be watching my favorite tv show right now

You watch your favorite TV show, record it on DVR and watch it over and over and over.. until you're a fat lard who can do nothing but eat and sleep.

I wish that I didn't have to help my parents w/ everything.

Koda0 (^)

You have to help them with everything? That implication is corrupted enough.

I wish children didn't think that randomness was funny anymore.

They don't... and they become super boring because their not mature enough to find any other kind of humor besides physical humor... which hurts.

I wish that I had some manga to read right now...

Koda0 (^)

You do. You start with Negima, and your parents ground you for having minor porn. (my friends reads it, not me)

I wish everyone would forget about Fred. Don't give that "Fred who" crap.

Fred is stupid... so I can't corrupt a wish that I agree w/...

Never heard of Negima... I get most of my manga from a girl-friend so most of mine is either really violent or really romantic.

I wish that Avatar: The Last Airbender was still on TV (or at least sum re-runs)

koda0 (^)

I can't corrupt that wish, I really got into it till about season 3.

I wish people would stop ranting about trajic historical events. It's called history for a reason, right?

People stop ranting, and forget, but then suffer from massive "History repeats iself" Syndrome...

What was wrong w/ book 3?

I wish that my power would stop flickering here (There's a T-Storm outside)

Koda0 (^)

Nothing, I just stopped watching it. After I missed a few episodes I was just too lost to bother keeping up.

Your power stops flickering, and goes out totally.

I wish I wan't allergic to white chocolate.

You are part of an FTL project and one of the side effects is an allergy pill, but it makes you allergic to everything but white chocolate and your head explodes.

I wish I had a giant chunk of white chocolate.

You instead become lactose intolerant, so you cannot eat ice cream or chocolate.

I wish my Orange Box games would DL faster.

It does, so fast that your computer crashes.

I wish I was a little bit hungry.

Granted, but you also develop an intolerance for materials with an absence of radiation. You travel the world looking for uranium to digest, slowly starving to death.

Your lack of a wish comes true, and you begin to disintegrate into nothing.

I wish I could see the Big Crunch

You can't see the Big Crunch.... becuz there's not enough matter in the Universe for it to happen... try the Big Rip, where Dark Energy s breaks the bonds between atoms and everything evaporates...

I wish people knew their Universal theories correctly...

Koda0 (^)

Granted, but now that's all anyone knows correctly and the world as we know it collapses and the Covenant show up and glass the surface.

I wish I was Emperor of the Star Wars Galactic Empire.  

Granted. But then you get killed by Darth Vader

Since youre my boss's boss (D. Vader is my boss and youre his as emperor) and im one of your best generals can i have a promotion?

I wish I could go swimming.

You can, in a lake. On Titan, where there are lakes of liquid methane.

I wish Douglas Adams was still alive (if yo don't know who he is, don't corupt this).