Bumb bump bump. BUMP!

Granted. You get to leave the room, and go outside. A person from this game finds you and beats your up for corrupting wishes in german.

I wish I was a....SPACE MARINE!
A Warhammer 40k variety, not the vaguely homosexal pulp fiction kind.

Dang, if only I knew enough about Warhammer to do your corruption justice.

Next person, please corrupt his wish. Here it is again.

Gewährt, aber Sie sind ein furchtbar Meeres-und getötet, wenn Sie (dumm) kostenlos in einen Raum voller Gegner mit einer Waffe entladen

I wish someone would translate this

In addition, the german above is his corrupted wish. he'll die try to figure out what it is without cheating and using a translator...MUHAHAHA!

Your wish is granted. I translated it. Intoanother language.

That's corrupted.

Here's my wish:

Yakka foob mugga yog thuga hoob cha wig dooga blub.

To all those who don't gives a rat's donkey about 'cool languages' and translators, my wish is that the next Sins expansion would ocme out tomorrow.

Oh, and a space cookie for anyone who guesses the language, or lack thereof.

I wish that ppl would stop offering Karma to solve stupid puzzles and/or riddles...

In the meantime...

Granted, but the expansion sucks becuz it wazn't finished, so you all complain until the ENTIRE forums are overloaded and shut down.

Koda0 (^)

Granted. People start handing out Karma for "good" reasons only. They become increasingly critical about each other's posts, scouring every one for something commendable. They ignore their personal needs, such as food and excersize. Eventually, everyone who has an account on this site dies from malnutrition.

I wish I hadn't eaten that chocolate ice cream, because I'm hyper and it's late at night.

DENIED! you cant change the past

I wish that there were 24 more hours in a day to do stuff (day and night are longer but other than that everything stays the same.) (you use military time for clocks. 00:00-24:00 is AM 24:00-00:00 is PM) and you still only need 8 hours total so you have 40 hours to do stuff and only 8 hours at work so 32 hours to do stuff

veers, just because i did something that had some wit to it, doesn't mean you need to act like a child and use right after hearing it. it loses the appeal when its basically told right back at the person. as i stated before, when you start shit like this, your post becomes null. grow up, or stop posting. you're starting to get annoying

So to Homsar, granted. instead of eating ice cream, you took some sleep pills, but you overdose and die.

i wish for a new saxophone

Granted, but the new saxophone comes with a new saxophone player, who constantly day and night plays the saxophone without end. He refuses to allow you to use the saxophone. He also has super-human strength and agility and is indestructable so you never end up trying to kill him to steal it. He follows you around even when it seems impossible that he should know where you are, playing the saxophone day and night until you are driven mad by lack of sleep.

I wish that everyone got what they deserved, but from a reasonable perspective, as in no "the human race dies because they are so corrupt and that's what they deserve etc. etc."

Granted. Poor people who didnt do anything wrong are rich. Rich people who are general assholes get their stiff repossessed by the IRS. That stuff is sold to the poor people. Other things like people getting cured of cancer and assholes getting STDs like Super Herpes are prevelant. This causes the end of warfare, racism, etc out of sheer fear of not doing right.

without weapons, we succumb to the nearest alien race as soon as they invade.

i wish i wouldnt forget to post my wish in the same post as my reply

And it is next time you post that inspiration finds you. With triumph in your heart, you maneuver your mouse over the "post reply" button, but then find... you are unable to make yourself push that button. In fact, you find you no longer care if your posts include a wish with their reply. This brings you to the realization that you no longer care about anything, and shortly thereafter you die of suffocation because you do not care about breathing.

I wish I had an entire stash of holy hand grenades... complete with pins, etc.

EDIT: hey, I thought I wished that EVERYONE got what they deserved, wouldn't the aliens be afraid of invading?

wish granted! unfortunatly you waste them to beat the guy next door on a new years eve fireworks display, and eventually get killed by a murderous white bunny.(Monty Python FTW!)

I wish i could bring anime characters to live (especially thecute ones ^^)

Granted, but their sheer cuteness makes you see your self as ugly, and your self-esteem plummits. You hit rocck bottom and become a drifter, wandering from town to town, always thinking that everyone and everything is more beautiful than you. One night, you get drunk on an epic scale and lose control of your powers. A swarm of ravenous Mudkips appear, and eat you alive.

I wish I was a better typist.

wish granted, but you never got to use your new  skills. As soon as those mudkips where done with me, 99% of them exploded because they could not contain such sheer awesomeness. the other 1 percent lived long enough to eat your hands of before they died of an Awesome-overdose.

I wish i had enough inspiration left to think of a new wish.

Granted, but since you were eaten by a swarm of Mudkips, you are a ghost and can't type because you hands go through the keyboard.

I wish to be the President of the United Sates.

You did not just make the easiest wish to corrupt, did you? Did You? DID YOU?!

Fine, you're vice president, the president gets assasinated one day before his or her term ends, you get to be prez for 1 day. And you die from stress.

I wish that there was no stereotype "nerd."

Granted, it is now called "DEPO" stereotype

Dorks Easy to Pick On

Iwish people would develop a thicker skin when they were being scolded, yelled at, made fun of, or just being spoken to with an annoyed/stressed tone of voice.

Granted. People the world over develop thicker skins upon being scolded, yelled at, insulted, and others. Eventually they all suffocate from having to thick of a skin as it grows to cover their noses and mouths. Soon the bullie and people who didnt not develop the skin turn on eachother and they grow skins and die. Eventually there are only two people left on the planet and they meet up and kill eachother by insulting the other because these two are the biggest scolders, insulters, and bullies and they grow the thickest skins and suffocate and die.

I wish that movies and tv shows and other forms of entertainment were real but just kept repeating (in certain places the movie is going on and you can watch it, like in a certain country you could watch several movies being played out, unaware of the other movies existence but still happening. Like monster movies in Japan or ninja movies in China or romantic movies in France...ect. they dont really cause damage or kill pl but you can watch them and its like being in the movie)

granted, but its in Analog. Everyone already switched to digital a few weeks ago.

I wish for some Chocolate Rain!

Granted. Some stay dry while others feel the pain. You're one of the others.

I wish for cake! No, pie! CAAAKEPIE!

Granted you get cowcakepie....all over your brand new shoes and all over youre head in the form of chocolate rain

i wish for digital cable tv in my room with HD

you get your HUGE hd tv with cable, but one day while you're in bed watching the star wars series, it falls over and crushes you.

i wish i was the most epic pro gamer ever, being sponsored by all major hardware and software suppliers (yay free stuff ).

Granted but then a noob who you crushed buys a gun and brutally murders you and your wife kids and or girlfriend.

Oh wait you dont have a wife kids or a girlfriend your just a creepy loner who lives in his parent basement without a job and you cant move out cause though youre sponsered you squander it on games and your parents take the rest as 'rent'

I wish that I could teach a history class (with a good paycheck at a good school without bad students and make an actual difference in their lives)