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Chuck Norris facts in Sins

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Chuck Norris can defeat a fully upgraded starbase with a colony vessel.

Female Advent have hot voices to seduce Chuck Norris. It is not gonna work.

Last time Advent meteor-stormed Chuck Norris, he stroke back with a planet-storm.

Pirates don't accept bounty for Chuck Norris. They prefer commiting suicide.

Chuck Norris can stop a blast from a Novalith Cannon with his left hand.

Chuck Norris have never been minidumped.

A classic one : The vasari are running away from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris have more karma than Annatar11

One day, Chuck Norris took a Missile Barrage from a Marza. He blinked.

In a gravity well, there is 1278 objects that Chuck Norris could use to annihilate your fleet, including the gravity well.

Chuck Norris can move his fleet whereever he wants, and it is often in your face.

Where Chuck Norris goes, mines steps aside.

 

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Reply #176 from Sins Forums Top

A typical game looks like this for Chuck Norris:

  1. Chuck Norris enters the game.
  2. Chuck Norris murders everyone.
  3. Chuck Norris murders everything.
  4. Chuck Norris murders everything else.
  5. Chuck Norris' PC finishes loading the game.
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Reply #177 from Sins Forums Top

Chuck Norris has finished the Soase single player campaign.
(not sure if it was mentioned or not. Chuck knows)

Chuck Norris' micro is so badass that he can heal his dogfighting fighters with Overseers.

Galactic Civilizations III
Reply #178 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting nizigir, reply 21



Quoting N3rull,
reply 8
Chuck Norris completed Go Big or Go Home, Fear of Icebergs, No Exhaust Port Found and Best Defense is Good Offense achievements...
... in one game.



So did I but I fell asleep doing it. So I think I beat chuck norris

 

chuck norris completed these before installing the game for the first time.

Reply #179 from Stardock Forums Top

Chuck Norris does not install the game, he uses a magnetized needle and a steady hand to manually flip the necessary bits, creating the game from scratch.

Reply #180 from Sins Forums Top

The Revelation Battlecruiser projects a giant image of Chuck Norris about to roundhouse kick the planet to 'Provoke Hysteria'.

Once a Space egg got stuck up Chuck Norris's nostril when he was demonstrating how to do a planet suck.

 

Reply #181 from Sins Forums Top

Chuck Norris does not install the game, he uses a magnetized needle and a steady hand to manually flip the necessary bits, creating the game from scratch.

He threatens the needle with a roundhouse kick and the needle flips the bits on its own.

The Revelation Battlecruiser projects a giant image of Chuck Norris about to roundhouse kick the planet to 'Provoke Hysteria'.
The image is poor quality, of course. Otherwise the population would be so scared that they would push the planet out of the gravwell with their bare hands.

Reply #182 from Stardock Forums Top

He threatens the needle with a roundhouse kick and the needle flips the bits on its own.

Well of course.  I thought it was understood that Chuck Norris interacts with matter by threats.

Reply #183 from Sins Forums Top

If you have 5,000 credits and Chuck Norris has 5,000 credits, Chuck Norris has more credits than you.

 

 

I didn't make this, I simply edited this so it fits with SOASE.

Reply #184 from Sins Forums Top

I didn't make this, I simply edited this so it fits with SOASE.

IC didnt make SoaSE, they just edited it so it fits with Chuck Norris

Reply #185 from Sins Forums Top

Astronomers say that the possibility of human race being the only sentient life in the universe is almost zero.
So, they think we should meet another form of life when we start exploring deep space.

The did not, however, recall that there is no life within 16 light years from us and that this dead zone spreads with the speed of light.

Why?

Walker, Texas Ranger was first broadcasted 16 years ago.

Reply #186 from Sins Forums Top

Well of course. I thought it was understood that Chuck Norris interacts with matter by threats.

Types of Fundamental Interactions known to contemporary physics:

- weak
- strong
- electromagnetism
- gravity
- Chuck Norris threats (strongest of all)

Reply #187 from Sins Forums Top

The devs watched a movie with Chuck Norris saying "shut up!".

Hence no news over the past months.

Reply #188 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting N3rull, reply 187
The devs watched a movie with Chuck Norris saying "shut up!".

Hence no news over the past months.

Wrong. Chick Norris dosen't say anything. He thinks words toward his foot and roundhouse kicks them into your brain. However, when he tried sending an email to the devs, their computer screens were forever imprinted with the sole of a cowboy boot. Thus no news

Reply #189 from Sins Forums Top

...if the TEC would but christen a ship named the TDN Chuck Norris, they would win the war.

Reply #190 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting High_Guard, reply 189
...if the TEC would but christen a ship named the TDN Chuck Norris, they would win the war.

i did that... the ship scuttled itself because it was unable to contain its awesomness...

the TEC named two their two flagships the TDN Chuck Norris, and the TDN Mr T.

Trader Space became a Super Massive Black Hole because you cant have that much awesome in one place.

Reply #191 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting TheRezonator, reply 190

Quoting High_Guard, reply 189...if the TEC would but christen a ship named the TDN Chuck Norris, they would win the war.

i did that... the ship scuttled itself because it was unable to contain its awesomness...

the TEC named two their two flagships the TDN Chuck Norris, and the TDN Mr T.

Trader Space became a Super Massive Black Hole because you cant have that much awesome in one place.

 

I LIKE IT!!! Ten points to TheRezonator!

Reply #192 from Sins Forums Top

haha good stuff!

 

Reply #193 from Sins Forums Top

Chuck Norris doesnt needs scouts for information, he just sends them to let you know he is coming.

When Chuck builds research labs, its so he can research downgrades. No computer could handle an unhandicapped Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesnt play games, games learn and are grateful for Chuck Norris Guidance and participation.

 

Reply #194 from Sins Forums Top

the reason why u cant invade a planet with ground troops? cause Chick Norris would be there to pwn them. not matter what planet your on.

Reply #195 from Stardock Forums Top

The Diplomacy expansion will add Chuck Norris to the game.  The diplomacy aspects are simply the way for all three races to deal with the presence of Chuck Norris' awesomness in the universe.

Reply #196 from Sins Forums Top

Chuck Norris is the reason why the multiplayer community is so small

 

Quoting Shirley, reply 195
The Diplomacy expansion will add Chuck Norris to the game.  The diplomacy aspects are simply the way for all three races to deal with the presence of Chuck Norris' awesomness in the universe.

 

thats gonna make it even smaller

Reply #197 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Shirley, reply 195
The Diplomacy expansion will add Chuck Norris to the game.  The diplomacy aspects are simply the way for all three races to deal with the presence of Chuck Norris' awesomness in the universe.

Which is why Diplomacy is the last micro expansion. Everyone knows you can't make treaties with Chuck Norris! After you see Chuck Norris, you're either dead, or you're dying.

Reply #198 from Sins Forums Top

Chuck Norris crushed Batman's head in between his thighs. and delivered a kick that could shatter bones. into the crotch of Indian Jones.

 

Reply #199 from Sins Forums Top

^^awesome song!!^^

Reply #200 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting GeneralVeers, reply 198
Chuck Norris crushed Batman's head in between his thighs. and delivered a kick that could shatter bones. into the crotch of Indian Jones.

 

 

But then a bunch of guys came out of nowhere fast, and kicked chuck norrises cowboy ass.

 

The reason that vasari guy who is the cover for diplomacy looks so wierd is because he had to get a face transplant after an unforunate chuck norris encounter.