KOTH

Uses Deathstar to destroy planet with the "invincible fortress" on it 

Poof Zombies

Poof cannons and laser turrents

poof anti-zubaz shield

Poof Sins Expansions(the only real loss)*tear*

Leaves DeathStar plans in the open for bait

Uses the empire to do my bidding for defenses

Lays in wait at the Coruscant Throne Room (away from the death star)

Bring it

CorKnight

uses the force to destroy the death star

conquers coruscant

builds a massive fortress out of psuedo-plasma and monochromium

turns on quasi-spatial and all forms of hyperspatial disruption

activates prehistoric antimatter artillary

unleashes waves of flash-cloned troopers and a couple of mech units

lets the galactic rewind button open as bait 

*Sets in motion Operation: The 80's!

*Calls MacGyver to plan infiltration.  Need a toothpick, head of lettuce, an old baseball card, and WD-40.

*Hires the A-Team for back-up, getaway van, and endless "I pity da' foo!"'s

*Enlists Michael Jan Vincent and AirWolf to disable all artillery.

*G.I. Joe is in charge of sublimating all clones and mechs...they said they can do it with green lasers and not actually kill a single person

*Tempts you OUT of your fortress and past your spatial disruption things with the actual helmet Darth Vader wore in the movies.  When you get near enough I bludgeon you to death with said helmet and make my escape to a hill of an undisclosed location in the A-Team Van and await the next competitor

where the invincible fortress that had been floating around in space crashed landed squishing them them all and turning Macgyver, A-team,Michael Jan Vincent, AirWolf  and G.I. Joe into zombie puppets.

I restart the generator and build death star laser reflectors into the fortress

Then build five lances of heavy clan mechs and put ace pilots in them to defend me

*dangles fixed demigod netcode as bait*

hmm... this shouldn't be too hard.  let's try this the Staples way

*activates EMP device, disabling mechs* that was easy!

*initializes the black hole generator, sucking all mechs and fortress into it, destroying all* That was easy!

*moves sixteen farm worlds into a Kemplar Rosette, and activates my ASTMD, freezing all of space outside of the relatively small gravity well of the star* that was easy!

*sits back, relaxes, etc., etc.* she was easy!

CHUCK NORRIS

whos gonna beat that ?  lolz

me being the immortal emporor of the EL has some advantages . like knowing that cringing like a little girl will kill chuck norris.

given that my fortress is still intact i move back in

more troopers an anai gravity field neutralizing the effects of a black hole.

 activates anti 80s equipment.

activate the reverse flux capacitor preventing any temporal shifts from killing it

no mechs  

 a huge monochromim shield this time arial penetration only

well, one problem: Chuck Norris is just a susceptible to time alterations as the next guy.  besides, that isn't ingenious in any way, as it involves no thinking. does anyone here know what an ASTMD does?

haha, now you also have to decipher my encrypted message:

Arfera 'n ddeuol Antorak Marauders at phase i maes pawb chan 'r defenses , 'na chrea 'm addef amddiffynfa mewn bocedu fesur , achlesedig at gravitic a nuclear bygyla launching turrets. ( a chwpl miniature ASTMTs achos da fesur )

ASTMD = A Simply Terrible Made-up Device?

 Rebuild the Death Star, make it a bigger and better one

Cover up the two meter exzaust vent, make anti force weapons and defenses

Let the Yuuzhan Vong Capture Coruscant Then take control

Hide away in The emperours secret hide out

CorKnight

1: you still have to take my base.

2: and ASTMD is an Area-Specific Time Modulating Device

hmmm... this seems too easy.

first, i thank god that i just so happen to always have my Temporal Stabilization Unit active 24/7, nullifying the ASTMD's effects around me.

next, i turn on my Gravitic Drive (read gravity manipulator), stopping any black hole action or Yuuzhan Vong style sheilds and propulsion.

also, all my ships and battle mechs have hardened systems, so poof goes the advantage of an EMP device.

next, i fire my planet-based intergalactic superlaser that uses warp technology to destroy your fortress(and planet) while bypassing any sheilds.

activate my FTL interferance technology, anti-80's tech, anti-force yalis mari(horribly misspelled, i know), and my anti-chuck norris field.

raise planetary sheilds fueled by incoming energy in most forms+power generators based on the planet.

then raise my immortal legions of terror, sit back, and go "neener neener".

subspace frequencies activate a temporal annihilation device in the core of your planet.

planet explodes annihilating you

shifting my base of operations to the bottom of the ocean on planet atlantis activating anti 80s armor, anti chuck norris armor, anti force sheilding, temporal distortion shielding, subspace, hyperspace, quasi space, N-space, gamma, lambda, and omega space disruption arrays are in orbit preventing any unauthorized signals from entering.

monochromium shielding lined with psuedo plasma makes up the majority of my base and flash cloned troopers are the basis of my defense.

in additon i have used masterful temporal manipulation to throw the entire system 1 year out of sync with the rest of the universe.

Awww simple...

Fiddle with a revolutionary new super uber powerful fuel that will make my star ship super fast.

Screws up and causes the cumbustable fuel to explode so powerful that it destroys the universe and the destructful energy destroyse any temporal out of sync areas due to spaital anomalies that I created  excluding me, my ship, and the sins of a aolar empire expansion plans.

the Temporal Stabilization Unit prevents the temporal annihilation device from functioning, causing it to fizzle out and melt into an unappetizing pile of sludge.  your attempts to use clever subspace signalling drive you mad, leading you to believe that you have set up another base and destroyed mine.  also, your madness appears to have you functioning one year out of sinc with the rest of us.  i have also poisoned your cloning vats with a potent protoevolutionary virus, conveting all your imaginary toopers into mindless zerg-like entities hell-bent on the consumption of all life in your reality.  while this is going on i destroy your world with my fleets and build a bigger, badder, invisable base.  all in your mind.  NOW WHAT?

sorry for the double post, but thats why i took the precaution of moving my fortress to another universe beforhand.  also, if your ship blew up, how could it have survived?  its generally accepted that when a ship explodes it doesn't pop back into existance immediatly afterwards.  unless... hmmm... this merits more thought...

*gathers stars, and sets them on a collision course*

muwahahahahaha......

*brings fleet of Darksaber II class stealth ships under sub-light*

*stars arrive, destroying all defenses as they supernova*
*all Darksaber IIs fire simutlaneously, obliterating everything in the fortress*

haha, now you also have to decipher my encrypted defences:

Arfera 'n ddeuol Antorak Marauders at phase i maes pawb chan 'r defenses , 'na chrea 'm addef amddiffynfa mewn bocedu fesur , achlesedig at gravitic a nuclear bygyla launching turrets. ( a chwpl miniature ASTMTs achos da fesur )

*Uses evil lawyers to point out that using words that are not considered English or Gamerish (when it suits) invaildate your post*

*Uses evil lawyers again to point out that invincible means indestructable when applied to fortresses*

*Uses evil lawyers a third time to state that there is only one original hill*

*Hides from evil lawyers to avoid  exorbitant bills*

*Sits inside fortress on the actual hill on the Hill Planet in a safe cluster inside the blace hole wondering why noone has come to take said hill*

* Disables all routes bar one to planet and defends it with a heavy dose of vasari and advent entrenchment beta mines*

Builds a starship scale D-Mat gun and uses it on every star that has an enemy fortress on one of its planets.

Places own fortress inside a War Tardis and activates a Transduction barrier.

use the collective Seven Keys of the Kingdom to deactivate the War TARDIS's Transduction Barrier and force the TARDIS to spew out the fortress.

destroy fortress with hardened walker after converting fortress into lincoln logs.

use cool new device powered by anything i ^%#!%$ want to rip a hole in the universe.

build self-sustaining, legal action-proof, indestructable fortress in the void outside of the universe.

use same device to seal hole, locking myself away forever, or at least until i feel like leaving.

use GLaDOS to handle all my calls in the universe, in addition to her acting as my receptionist.  cake will be offered at the end of the welcome center demo.

build a dalek army and a bomb capable of destroying all protective staircases and sofas in all worlds. bide time.

*the enrichment center apologizes for any inconvenience and reminds you that cake will be served upon completion of this test.*

removes GLaDOS' morality sphere causing her to fill the base with a deadly neuro toxin

she isn't in the base.  she's in the wekcome center that is in the universe.  i am outside the universe.  besides, if she works in hospitality she doesn't need a morality sphere.  you see, as she is the only employee, she is also in HR.

bumps in FaultyLoigc floating in the void

sabotages the bomb to emit a dalek killing delta wave

cuts all phone lines/ blows up all satelites blocking communication between the fortress and glados

Puts FaultyLogic's fortress into a giant inescapable box and sends it to Madagascar using Royal Mail, estimated arrival time 35060606066696069606969606bn years

plants big flag in the middle of my fortress just to emphasize the hill is mine

/b/

too easy

sends  zombie chuck norris in a crysis nanosuit to infiltrate your fort with the team of evil lawyers who reposess your fort to pay your legal bills and hands it over to me

 installs an antimater shield around the fort

builds an antimater reactor to power the base

 installs plants on the hill to repell invaders(and zombies)

builds an army of droids with self recontruction tech to guard the fort

come get me