Banned because I'm playing Metroid, eating delicious rice-and-sausage casserole, and bothering you guys all without getting up from my chair. Emulators are awesome.

Banned for emulating a delicious rice and sausage casserole.

-Twilight Storm

Magnificent microwave casserole...

Watch out Scoutdog. Don't let Mr Freeman destroy your casserole!

Oh and, uh, you're banned.

banned in afterthought

banned for ryating on people's afterthought.  now why did i do that.

banned for being lost in danie's afterthoughts

Banned for the forethought.

banned for no thought

banned for that's no avatar

that's a space station

banned for bans back home are no bigger than two meters long.

When you think about it, that's a big freaking hole!

banned for not including all the family members that will mourn their dead loved ones.

Banned because he's also leaving out the other prisoners in that detention block that didn't get rescued because they weren't good-looking and/or rich enough.

Banned because it's not polite to talk about collateral damage. Chatter like that hurts ratings/elections/profits.

banned for politeness doesn't exist in warfare

Banned for confusing the home front with active combat.

But then again, manners are almost dead in the U.S. these days no matter what context you're in...

Banned because some contexts are deader than others.

banned for manners exist in our minds anyways

what is polite to one can be rude to another

just look at food etiquette

Banned because words are another example.  For instance, I call cute girls dolls to politely compliment them as they're walking up to me.  Here in the States, they get shy and smile and it's all good.  In Finland, I called a girl doll and she got pissed off and walked away because there, being called a doll is comparing them to the little girl's toy and is insulting.

Banned for writing boring stories.

Banned because I don't get paid for them.  If I did, they'd be better stories and your input would be welcomed.

Banned because I have nothing better to do.

Banned for forgetting to take the trash out.

Banned because you didn't need to inform us as to the presence of trash.

After all, you're all the evidence needed.

Banned for being a pretentious slob.

Banned because I am in fact a refined gentleman of the British variety. Welcome to the Ban Game, where nothing is to be taken seriously.