Banned so this post will pass the 7 deadly sins post.

Banned for not realizing they changed it to 14 deadly sins.

Banned for being Catholic

banned for not having lsd induced avatars.

Banned for pushing drugs and assuming that just because a friend of mine from school (who is a hard-line athiest) told me about the 14 sins, that I am catholic.

banned for taking offense on a forum based completly on saying random crap

Banned for working at Sonoma Valley American Viticultural Area.

Banned for saying random crap in a forum dedicated to saying random crap.

Banned for going to Russia to see Даниил Борисович Гарлицкий.

Banned for using Cyrillic characters that I can never hope to read.

Banned. Twice.

You are BANNED for defying the laws of gravity !!

Banned for thinking you can't defy the law of gravty.

and for using two explamation points.

Banned for spelling defy wrong 

Banned for not understanding i can change it.

Banned for having to point that out to me after i realized there was an edit button you can use .

 Banned for bad punctuation, being ugly, and sleeping with my mom.

banned for having a bad mom

Banned for all of the above reasons.

Essayez d'utiliser ce traducteur :

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Banned for joining the Sith and the communist party.

The Undying.

Banned for perpetuating the Red Scare.

Banned for thinking that the Swine Flu is something to fear.

Banned for saying gibberish that i don't understand and laughing in my face with that poor spider avatar

Banned for joining the Jedi and their capitalist party.

The Undying.

Banned for hating the Jedi and capitalism. Without capitalism, SoaSE would never have existed. Without the Jedi, the universe would be controlled by wimpy aliens with blue skin, huge eyes, and no noses.