:p

Maybe, maybe not. Depends on how soon I can get everything ready. The only warning you will get that it is time is the air raid siren.

@ Kyroge12 You will not be ready by 2012. Or by anytime in the future. The only warning YOU will get will be the cold metal feel of a dagger being stabbed through your heart.

@ Luckman Oh, okay. Hey, mabey I can be the first person to bungee jump over the edge of the Earth!

Samurye

samurye or no samurya you wont be able to stop my super ninjas...

how ever chuck norris or macgyver prob cud.

You can't stop me! I have Chuck Norris AND Mr. T on my side. Your ninjas can't defeat them.

What I don't think people get is that global warming would mean another ice age. History shows us that when the ice ages happened it was because the polar caps melted so fast that it dumped a ton of freezing water into our oceans. Once the oceans get freezing cold, they in turn cool down the earth’s core temperature, and then the ice ages happened.

So if global warming were really happen it in fact would mean another ice age is coming.

In fact I think we are already starting to see the effects of what happens when polar caps melt to fast. Don’t believe me? Look up all the record breaking low temperatures, ice storms, snowstorms and blizzards that are happening all of the sudden.

If the earth is heating up so greatly, why are we having all these ice storms and new temperature lows?

Common sense tells us, something = hot, ice doest not form in hot places. Hot means 100 degrees plus, not negative 10 in places that have never seen it lower the 50 even during the coldest months.

Plain and simple, if the polar ice caps are melting as fast as everyone likes to say, then we look to our history books to the last time they melted so fast. When we do, we see ice ages, notice age ”s” because it happened more then once. This means that it CAN happen again and most likely will if the polar ice caps are melting as fast as some people claim.

I have advice for you, Kyogre :

1) I dont know about mister T, but in case samurye has a clone of Bruce Lee in his squad of super ninjas you should hire some other kung fu icon (Jacky Chan ?) to stop him from negating your biggest ally (chuck of course).

2)You should also hire professional kung-fu specialist bodyguards, instead of the usual rookies with their guns that any wanna be ninja can disarm and KO in about 10 seconds. 

3) And dont make the mistake of starting a countdown before you activate the doomsday plan, its a well-known fact that every evil device that starts with a countdown WILL be disarmed by a good guy at some point a few seconds before detonation

Hope this helps you optimize your anti world-saving ninja system,

General-JWJ

You foolish villans. None can stand against my Flaming Ninjas.

P.S. Jackie Chan is already on my side, having helped with the traning of my ninjas.

Samurye.

arrrgghh

once again, the good guys are a step ahead of us

once Kyogre and i have activated the giant atmosphere-sucking device no amount of kung fu or talent will save you, then the world will be mine !!!!!

As I said, I have Chuck Norris and Mr. T, so that is of no consequence. Its a well known fact that Chuck Norris can beat up anyone with out even lifting a finger. You think that Jackie Chan can stop him?

Hold on just a minute. I belive you mean "ours"

None of this can be settled without pirates.

Pirates > Ninjas

Clearly, what Elemental needs isn't stealthed ninjas or asian-influenced civilizations, but camoflagued land-ninjas with magic flaming swords.

hmmm, did i say mine ?

It must have been a typing mistake, i'd never try to keep the world for myself of course not when i could share with someone as gullible as you, would I ? ...

hmmm, did i just say gullible ?

It must be a typing mistake, i'd never call gullible someone good enough to destroy the world, would I ? ...

Hey Sotik, if you have a link or two that would, well, 'verify' your claim, I would be very interested in seeing them.  As it is, I'm not sure that there is enough water in the ice caps to cool the oceans that much.

It is an interesting argument though, I haven't heard it before.

General-JWJ its a good thing that I was already planning on eliminating you. Now I have proof of your treachery. Expect a visit fom Chuck Norris soon.

Dont even think about dessarming kyogre's evil devices becuase thay are defended buy mony pythons black knight and hes unkillable.

That's right!  He'll bite your head off!

The little vicious beast with the sharp pointy teeth would be better.  If only the Holy Hand Grenade hadn't gotten it first...

Take comfort in your delusions while they last. Soon your dreams will be crushed and good will triumph!

Samurye.

"So, Samurye, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb".

^^

 I know I've heard that before, but I can't remember where it is from...

I told you, I can't be stopped! I have Chuck Norris with me.

Ha, so it is that one mind is better than two! The evil clan will collapse from internal rebellion, greed and corruption; Kyogre12 would be left alone among warring factions. Yes, Chuck Norris has ambitions too, which means he's coming for you.

Your atmosphere-sucking device is no match for the might of our death-machine annihilator!

The Undying.

you think i have lost ? you think im finished ?

You know nothing ! I will escape your so-called assassins and ninjas, and I will return better prepared and more powerful than you could ever imagine !

This is the last time I team up with anybody, I dont need help to claim what's mine by right and no amount of goodness, kung fu, or chuck norris will stop me !

 muuuhahahahahhaaaaahahaaahahahahaahaha

PS: by the time you read this, i'll be in my super secret undetectable stronghold of eternal agony and unending evil !!!!!

Well that doesn't solve anything - your clan will still degenerate and you will not have the time or resources to fight us. Stay in your fortress, see if I care; just don't come out because we'll be waiting...

The Undying.

*stabs Samuraye & the Undying*

- The Luckmann    

You seem be under the impression that we are mere mortals. That is not true. We come from a higher plane of existance and cannot be killed. When your evil coalition dissolves we will pick you off one by one.

Samurye.