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"Resistance is (blank)"

"Resistance is (blank)"

Modeled on 2 0f 3's game "I am (blank) of Borg)

Credit where it's due! "Blank of Borg" is a fun game. Well, I was typing a pm to 2 of 3 and Zubished. Only this time it made sense! (G-d help me....PLEASE! 8O ).

I typed "Resistance is fertile."

So....how about a new game (it's Monday-oid today)?

"Resistance is ______".  

:waaaa:

Doc

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Reply #352 Top

Resistance is... a fart with lumps. O:)

Reply #353 Top

Resistance is your wife doing YOUR laundry.

Reply #354 Top

Resistance is "skid marks" not on the road.

Reply #355 Top

Resistance is... those skid marks going all the way down to the toes of your socks. O:)

Reply #357 Top

Resistance is feeling like a Muppet during a Rectal exam.

Reply #358 Top

Resistance is a proctologist hearing of my penchant for curried cabbage a sending me to a colleague he hates. :-"

Reply #359 Top

Resistance is hearing your Proctologist say, "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

Reply #360 Top

Resistance is... sliding down a 40 foot razor blade using you butt cheeks a brakes. :-"

Reply #361 Top

I heard a tip from games workshop once. They roughly said 'if you don't know a rule and you can't get support for it, make one up and move on with your game'.

In the face of this and for the sake of arguement,

Resistance is fertile.-_-

Reply #362 Top

Quoting starkers, reply 10
Resistance is... sliding down a 40 foot razor blade using you butt cheeks a brakes.

Try that on yer tummy.

Reply #363 Top

Resistance is getting a date with Angelina Jolie.

Reply #364 Top

Resistance is getting a date with Angelina Jolie.

Resistance is.... not having wet dreams about Angelina Jolie. :P :-"

Reply #365 Top

Resistance is... not having wet dreams about an old married mother, Angelina Jolie (Not pointing fingers, DrJBHL)

Reply #366 Top

The 'Resistance' is on her part, The_Undying....I'm sad to report.  :'(

Reply #367 Top

She wouldn't need to resist you. You can't get any wood

Reply #368 Top

...maybe we should go back to the topic. *Ahem* resistance is... the friction between a person and a novelty sized cheese grater

Reply #369 Top

Resistance is saying NO to alien abduction :cylon:

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Reply #370 Top

Quoting The_Undying, reply 17
She wouldn't need to resist you. You can't get any wood

Here's your Xmas present, The_Undying:

 

 Now why not go and practice a couple of times. Bye!!!!!

Reply #371 Top

Quoting Tailsgirl, reply 19
Resistance is saying NO to alien abduction

Diane! From OZ!

Welcome!!! Welcome to one of the nuttier threads around. Here's for the newcomer!

 

 

 

Wearing one of these can prevent those pesky abductions:

 

Reply #372 Top

Resistance is trying to pick food from between your teeth with your tongue.:pizza:

Reply #373 Top

Quoting jicorrila, reply 22
Resistance is trying to pick food from between your teeth with your tongue.

ain't that the truth!

Resistance is getting your tongue stuck between your teeth trying to get at stuck food.

Reply #374 Top

lol

 

Resistance is talking to someone higher up on the food chain than you are, and supressing that urge to squeeze that monstrous zit on their face *_*

Reply #375 Top

Resistance is curbing your appetite.