Enter the Monkeysphere
The Reason Why Nobody Else Really Matters
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/monkeysphere.html
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Ever since Adequacy.org, the greatest website in existence, shut down, David Wong's Pointless Waste of Time has attempted to fill the hole left in my heart with little success. However, one of his recent articles has flooded that void with insight and laughter. In this article, he wrote about something that affects all conscious life in the universe: the Monkeysphere. I'd describe it, but it'd be better if you simply read the article.
Can you prove that waiter/waitress is assisted by governmental tax redistribution programs? (Just to give a conservative spin to it.) But the only one who could really answer that question would be Limbaugh himself.