Worse Than the Chicken Pox
Just MY Daily Rant
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Last Sunday I went for a walk. It was quite damp out, and there was longer grass, so naturally I rolled my pants up. Not a good idea. I wake up Tuesday morning with Poison Ivy all over my legs. Somehow it managed to get on a few spots on my thighs, even. Not a pretty sight.
Then, last night I noticed my arms and thighs beginning to form a rash. Not cool. So, it's either from getting soaked in car wash suds, swimming in highly chlorinated pool water or this new sun tan/block lotion crap I bought. I'm guessing it's the latter, but no matter, my arms and legs itch like a fother mucker.
It seriously itches as bad as the chicken pox. I put aloe vera on my arms this morning, which soothed it a little. I think I'll sue Wal Mart for my pain and suffering from their fucking lotion crap. And maybe I'll sue the stupid park for having poison ivy in it. Or maybe I'll just keep scratching. It's finally warming up enough to wear shorts and a tank, and I look like i have leprosy. My mom said poison ivy lasts about two weeks. Oh, and the inside of one knee is sunburnt and hurts awfully. *sigh*
~Sarah
Then, last night I noticed my arms and thighs beginning to form a rash. Not cool. So, it's either from getting soaked in car wash suds, swimming in highly chlorinated pool water or this new sun tan/block lotion crap I bought. I'm guessing it's the latter, but no matter, my arms and legs itch like a fother mucker.
It seriously itches as bad as the chicken pox. I put aloe vera on my arms this morning, which soothed it a little. I think I'll sue Wal Mart for my pain and suffering from their fucking lotion crap. And maybe I'll sue the stupid park for having poison ivy in it. Or maybe I'll just keep scratching. It's finally warming up enough to wear shorts and a tank, and I look like i have leprosy. My mom said poison ivy lasts about two weeks. Oh, and the inside of one knee is sunburnt and hurts awfully. *sigh*
~Sarah
. Hope it clears up for ya!