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Because it's funny: US says their bomb is bigger...

Because it's funny: US says their bomb is bigger...

http://en.rian.ru/world/20070913/78518873.html


It's penis contests like this that make me love US-Russian relations... God it's wonderful...


anyway... apparently this is a 14 ton bomb... which is ridiculous as you'd have to use a b52 or something to drop it... and unlike the russian bomb this one "penetrates" and has been specifically earmarked for use against Iran's nuclear bunkers should we decide to take his toys away... and give him a fair spanking for all the trouble.
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Reply #51 Top
this would be quite funny if it werent so sad... every point you have made here (excluding the arrogance part, yes I'm arrogant woopedy doo) every single point has been more reflecting of your own arguments (not acknowledging an obvious flaw?) than it has of mine.

but I wont toy with you any longer, its quite obvious you're in a sour little mood.
Reply #52 Top
its "colonialism" and its "2.0"


We arent colonizing the European continent. You should call it Vassalism 2.0.

That's ok... you're human.


Uh uh, hes a GOD!!!

You also don't know everything.


Oh yea he does, hes Schem the All Knowing(thats his Godly name)
Reply #53 Top
We arent colonizing the European continent. You should call it Vassalism 2.0

hm... actually not bad.

Vassalism: "conform to my ways, pay my taxes, I'll make your life better"
not perfect, but thats why the 2.0 is there.
Uh uh, hes a GOD!!!

I prefer SCHOD!!!, but to each his own.
Reply #54 Top
I prefer SCHOD!!!, but to each his own.


Oh great SCHOD the All Knowing and Powerful, let me be your most loyal Acolyte of Doom and Capatalism!!!
Reply #55 Top
Actually Japan had already been an industrial nation and they rebuilt themselves. Furthermore, we were not the aggressors in WW2, Japan attacked us (Korea was a part of Japan at the time so of course we'd occupy it). The US wasn't concerned about rebuilding Japan (we even limited the size of their military and how that military could be used in the constitution we wrote for them). Korea basically built itself up too (with some US money...but we only invested in South Korea to counter North Korea, we weren't being altruistic). As for Afghanistan, I was unclear but I said that one could argue that it is a case of imperialism. I personally wouldn't because Afghanistan definitively harbored terrorists who attacked us on 9/11. I realize I implied that I was against taking over Afghanistan, sorry   . I personally believe that any country that has been attacked by another country or that country harbors and supports attackers of the "victim" nation has the right to go into the aggressor nation and insure that the aggressing nation will no longer attack the "victim" nation.
Iraq on the other hand, did not harbor terrorists which attacked America nor did Iraq attack America/immenently would attack America. Even if Sadaam had possesed WMDs, the US didn't have to resort to war. Recently North Korea agreed to shut down its nuclear reactors, get rid of its nuclear weapons, and allow inspectors in to make sure they did it. If negotiation could work with a total nut job like Kim Il Sung, then it could have worked with Sadaam (who, while just as evil, was more rational than Sung). However, the UN inspectors weren't finding WMDs and the Bush adminstration decided to go in anyways without giving the inspectors more time. The US was the aggressor nation and we resorted to war first, no neogotiations, no additional economic sanctions, we went to war first and realized it was a bad idea only later. Iraq is a case of imperialism.

The US however has exercised control only so long as it takes to bring about a new and stable government based upon democracy.


Really now?

The Philipines certainly didn't have a stable democratic government after we left despite our stated intent being "to prepare the Philipines for independence." That was bs made up to please the isolationist/anti-imperialist crowd. As for South Korea, it had a dictator by the time that most US troops had left just prior to the Korean War. The South Korean people themselves forced a democracy with little to no US help. South Vietnam we put in a dictator. In Iran during the 50s we got rid of a democratically elected government and put the shah in power. We put Manuel Noreiga in power. We supported dictatorships around the third world instead of who the people of those countries wanted (in the name of fighting "communism"). Often, like in the case of Iran, we removed democratically elected governments in favor of dictators simply because the government was too far left (they weren't even communist, just too far left for the US's comfort).

Now I wouldn't say the US is any worse than the old imperial powers. We just aren't any better either.

and our GDP is nearly double theres


FALSE!

The EU's GDP is (in USD) $14,527,140,000,000
The US's GDP is (in USD) $13,244,550,000,000

The EU has a higher GDP than the US and since many other the nations of the EU are rapidly begining to catch up with their rich Western European counterparts that gap is only going to grow larger in the EU's favor. So my point is the US does not exert any kind of imperial control over Europe.
Reply #56 Top
Recently North Korea agreed to shut down its nuclear reactors, get rid of its nuclear weapons, and allow inspectors in to make sure they did it. If negotiation could work with a total nut job like Kim Il Sung, then it could have worked with Sadaam (who, while just as evil, was more rational than Sung).


Hrm... maybe that had something to do with the fact that we just went into Iraq?
Reply #57 Top


but I wont toy with you any longer, its quite obvious you're in a sour little mood.


*chuckle* riiight... well Napoleon God emperor of the universe... I will let you make your way out of this thread so you can resume your control of matter, space, and time.


*laughs*
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Actually Japan had already been an industrial nation and they rebuilt themselves.

I didn't say otherwise. However, their government was not suitable for alliance and stable relations.

Ergo we fixed that. However, beyond that they're a free country and I think most would say better for our intervention unless you want to say they'd be better off running a pan asianic empire in some kind of military dictatorship?

Furthermore, we were not the aggressors in WW2, Japan attacked us (Korea was a part of Japan at the time so of course we'd occupy it).
The identity of the aggressor is not relevant to this discussion. We are talking about if we are an empire and/or what the nature of our relations are with the rest of the world.


Who starts a fight is not relevant to your imperialism. What is relevant is what you do once you've won.

Had the US started the war, burned japan to the ground and then urinated on the ashes that would not make us an empire.


If japan started the war and we turned Japan into a subject territory of the US under our complete political, economic, and cultural control... then we would be an imperialist state.


What we did was occupy them long enough to ensure political change and then established strong trade ties with them. Ties which are entirely voluntary and maintained exclusively by mutual benefit.

The US wasn't concerned about rebuilding Japan (we even limited the size of their military and how that military could be used in the constitution we wrote for them).

Again irrelevant. The size of the military is less relevant then their industry and infrastructure getting rebuilt. In those affairs we did help them.

Korea basically built itself up too (with some US money...but we only invested in South Korea to counter North Korea, we weren't being altruistic).

Again irrelevant. If I hire someone to build a house and I pay for it... then I can say I built my own house even though it was a construction company and various contractors that did the job.


Koreans did rebuild their country. But they did so with our support. that's just a fact.


As to altruism, I never said we did this out of the goodness of our hearts. In fact, I said the exact opposite. So you're not reading my posts. I said we have built up a super civilization of mutual interests.


Savvy? Mutual interests. Their strength is ours and ours theirs. Not because we just love them that much but because their strength is ours and they remain with us not because we'll kill them if they tell us to piss off but because likewise our strength is theirs.

As for Afghanistan, I was unclear but I said that one could argue that it is a case of imperialism. I personally wouldn't

Well, you can argue that sheep poop gold too... not with any credibility of course... likewise don't cite arguments you could make unless you think they're valid.


Iraq on the other hand, did not harbor terrorists which attacked America nor did Iraq attack America/immenently would attack America.

Perhaps you don't know what imperialism means or are just off topic. Imperialism has nothing to do with being the aggressor or not. IT has everything to do with what you do once you win. You can be an imperialist power and be the victim every single time.


Even if Sadaam had possesed WMDs, the US didn't have to resort to war. Recently North Korea agreed to shut down its nuclear reactors, get rid of its nuclear weapons, and allow inspectors in to make sure they did it.

First, Saddam broke the ceasefire agreements. So at that point going back in was a legal and ethical option.

Second, we did believe he had them and was soon to aquire them. He was uncooperative and we felt that the credibility of the anti nuclear proliferation laws was in check. Think of it like this, what's going to happen to speeding laws if you don't pull people over and give them a ticket when they speed? Ok... now what do you do when they don't pay the ticket? Ok, now what do you do when they take the boot of their car that you put on because of all the unpaid tickets?


At some point you're going to have to throw that guy in jail. Iraq had crossed the line too many times.


Furthermore, on top of all of that we thought it was a chance to change the middle east. To go in there and try to turn the very heart of darkness into a fortress of hope.


Add it up:

We had the right to go in.
We had many reasons to go in.
He was militarily weak.
His people hate him.
He had basically no allies.
And we have a shot at changing the very map of the middle east into something far less dangerous.


Name any other country with a list like that.


As to North Korea we had to bribe him and he's still f'ing with us. I want you to stop and think about that bribe. A percentage of your taxes is going into NK coffers. It's ransom money. A danegeld.

If negotiation could work with a total nut job like Kim Il Sung, then it could have worked with Sadaam (who, while just as evil, was more rational than Sung).


If China wasn't backing NK up we would have squished that silly country decades ago... really, it never would have come into being. There woudl be north and south Korea. There would simply be "korea".


So it's not a valid argument. Saddam had no nuclear backer.

However, the UN inspectors weren't finding WMDs and the Bush adminstration decided to go in anyways without giving the inspectors more time.

The US was not the only country that thought saddam had nukes.

It was the belief of the US, UK, Germany, and Israel. We even got a little out of france.


Why? Because saddam was actively hinting that he might have nukes. It helped him in his relations with his neighboring countries.

He miscalculated though and we went in.

As to the UN, I'll ask you to note that it is not the most moral or honorable body on earth. I think they put Syria as watchdog for humain violations... among other despicable moves.

The US was the aggressor nation and we resorted to war first, no neogotiations, no additional economic sanctions, we went to war first and realized it was a bad idea only later. Iraq is a case of imperialism.

This is just not true.
First, being the aggressor does not automatically make you wrong. I'm really rather tired of that argument.

Second, we did negotiate... those negotiations went on in fact for months. They didn't get anywhere.

Third, people were already bitching about economic sanctions and many countries were already starting to violate them. I think the argument that we should be putting economic sanctions on countries like Iraq instead of attacking them are dishonest when if we do that you say we should do nothing. It's always less. No matter what we do there is always a loud cry to do basically nothing. Well, we have to do something. Get over it. Without some response you get chaos.

The Philipines certainly didn't have a stable democratic government after we left despite our stated intent being "to prepare the Philipines for independence."

that doesn't help prove we're an empire though.

I'm not even going to bother arguing against that. I'm just going to point out that again it's irrelevant. Abandonining them if that's what you're saying we did... does not make us an empire.

As for South Korea, it had a dictator by the time that most US troops had left just prior to the Korean War. The South Korean people themselves forced a democracy with little to no US help.

First, the most important point of our alliance is that it is alligns everyone's interests internationally and is stable.


Most dictatorships are not stable in this regard. South Korea however was as they were pressured into alliance with us via the threat of North Korea and China.


Second, I don't think you can say we had no part in their movement to democracy. The very concept of democracy comes from the western civilization. So when their country is brought into a tight alliance with the most powerful western nation and is filled with western culture via trade and stationed soldiers... and personnel... I don't think you can say we didn't have anything to do with it.

In fact, I think we can credibly claim to say we gave them the idea. For without us would they have spontaneously come to the idea? And only by being protected by us in the first place would they have had the option at all.

In Iran during the 50s we got rid of a democratically elected government and put the shah in power.

Cite a link for that please.

We put Manuel Noreiga in power.

Ah, this is a product of the cold war. You wouldn't ask us to let an enemy super civilization move about us with impunity?

Had we not acted to suppress the soviets most of europe would have fallen to them... and nearly all of asia... and perhaps half of south america.


The world would also be a far more dangerous place.

Now I wouldn't say the US is any worse than the old imperial powers. We just aren't any better either.

Complete nonsense. You could only say that if you were ignorant of what they did. Most of what we have done that was bad was a transitional phase into something like South Korea or Japan. If we were as bad as them japan would be a subject power to this day.


Remember their surrender was UNCONDITIONAL. We could have made japan the 51st state... or a territory of the federal government. THAT is empire. Instead we made sure they weren't going to attack us again, and then basically forgave them and let them into our alliance.


that is what we do... it isn't empire and it's certainly NOTHING like the old european empires. I can't even believe you said that.
Reply #58 Top
In Iran during the 50s we got rid of a democratically elected government and put the shah in power.

Thats a bit of stretch - the Shah was away for 3 days .... He was put in power after an Anglo/Soviet invasion in 1941 deposed his Father and put him in power (aim of the invasion was to secure oil and supply routes to the Soviet Union). In 1951 Mohammad Mossadegh was elected Prime Minister a month after the Parliament had Nationalised the Oil Industry. The Iranian Communists built influence over a two year period to the extent that the Nationalist support for Mossadegh was fast dissapearing.

Fearing a Communist takeover, the Shah, CIA and MI6 put together a plot to get rid of Mossadegh, who by this time had little support in Iran. The coup failed initially, and the Shah went to Italy on 16 Aug 1953. On 17 & 18th of August, Communist mobs took over the center of Tehran, and support for Mossadegh totally collapsed. On 19 August 1953, the Iranian Army came out backing the Shah, fearing Communist takeover of a now weak and ineffective Mossadegh Government who had no popular support. The Shah was re-instated on 18 Aug by the Iranian Army and popularist support, backed by continued CIA and MI6 funding from the original coup attempt on 16 August.

Technically the "democratic" government was deposed, for three days. It was deposed by the reigning monarch, and only after the threat of Communist takeover became so severe due to the loss of support for Mossadegh and the Nationalists in Iran made the parliament and government totally ineffective.
Reply #59 Top
why did you put your text in black?... just curious...
Reply #60 Top
For those that can't read the above (black) text, here it is.

Thats a bit of stretch - the Shah was away for 3 days .... He was put in power after an Anglo/Soviet invasion in 1941 deposed his Father and put him in power (aim of the invasion was to secure oil and supply routes to the Soviet Union). In 1951 Mohammad Mossadegh was elected Prime Minister a month after the Parliament had Nationalised the Oil Industry. The Iranian Communists built influence over a two year period to the extent that the Nationalist support for Mossadegh was fast dissapearing.

Fearing a Communist takeover, the Shah, CIA and MI6 put together a plot to get rid of Mossadegh, who by this time had little support in Iran. The coup failed initially, and the Shah went to Italy on 16 Aug 1953. On 17 & 18th of August, Communist mobs took over the center of Tehran, and support for Mossadegh totally collapsed. On 19 August 1953, the Iranian Army came out backing the Shah, fearing Communist takeover of a now weak and ineffective Mossadegh Government who had no popular support. The Shah was re-instated on 18 Aug by the Iranian Army and popularist support, backed by continued CIA and MI6 funding from the original coup attempt on 16 August.

Technically the "democratic" government was deposed, for three days. It was deposed by the reigning monarch, and only after the threat of Communist takeover became so severe due to the loss of support for Mossadegh and the Nationalists in Iran made the parliament and government totally ineffective.


Reply #61 Top
How dare you guys defy the Great SCHOD!!!

If he says it, it must be so!!!
Reply #62 Top
and our GDP is nearly double theres

you're right, I meant GDP per capita

as in our people make more money than yours, period.
riiight... well Napoleon God emperor of the universe...

if you want to continue the childish insult-flinging, do it with someone else.
Reply #63 Top
do it with someone else.


SCHOD has spoken, you must obey!!

as in our people make more money than yours, period.


GDP doesnt take into account money that goes straight to taxes, so its almost even actually.

But who am I before you, oh Great One.
Reply #64 Top
GDP doesnt take into account money that goes straight to taxes, so its almost even actually

so a 44000 at .10 taken vs. a 29000 at .25 taken is almost even? Which universe are you a math major in?

we have far fewer taxes here in the US, its kindof why we're the "capitalism" and the EU is majority "socialism"
Reply #65 Top
.25 is the average of their tax rates. Plus the GDP of the EU doesnt have the GDP of England as part of it cause England still uses its own currency.

But as I said, who am I to argue with someone as awesome as you. :O
Reply #66 Top
we aren't talking britain, and either way their GDP per capita (while better than EU on average (I think)) is certainly not as good as Americas.
.25 is the average of their tax rates

yes, yes it is.
Reply #67 Top
we aren't talking britain, and either way their GDP per capita (while better than EU on average (I think)) is certainly not as good as Americas.


Yes, but Britain is still technically part of the EU, so technically you have to add the two GDPs together.

yes, yes it is.


Yes, so to get their actual GDP you'd have to go through the trouble of going through and getting all the GDPs and individual tax rates of each member and then you would have to do the necessary math and add all of those together.

Now I know you wont do that.
Reply #68 Top
you have to add the two GDPs together

we're talking GDP per capita, you dont add them.
Yes, so to get their actual GDP you'd have to go through the trouble of going through and getting all the GDPs and individual tax rates of each member and then you would have to do the necessary math and add all of those together.

Now I know you wont do that.

or I can guestimate an average and say its good enough for our purposes, which is to establish a barking order.
Reply #69 Top
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Reply #70 Top
everything between post 60 and this one should be ignored... lets try and have a sensible discussion here.
Reply #71 Top
We are having one Karma, you are just not willing to participate in something fun
Reply #72 Top
karma you hardly promote that... lead by example, not words.
Reply #73 Top
I agree with Schod.
Reply #74 Top
you know what?
Reply #75 Top
there!


(not meant to insult religious denominations)