Hi guys

Just thought i'd let you all know that "The Metaverse League" is up and running. Please check out the "The Metaverse League" thread for all the info and rules.

To sign up please see the
Player Sign up & Roster thread.

We need as many players as possible so please come along and check it out and sign up. It's all for fun and should prove to be a very different experience than normal.

Please see these other links for the League as well,

Results & League Ladder
Help Desk

Thanks,
Commissioner Neilo

In my crusade through several galaxies, I have yet to find another race that could add as much enjoyment to an bored emporer as the Terrans (sure, we exterminated them, but some of their favourite games are going to be a source of enjoyment for me for years to come)

here are my top-3:
#3) To keelhaul
a funny entertaining game, terran mariners seemed to play in ancient history. They bound prisoners onto a rope and pulled them under their ships - preferrably in shark-rich waters.
Now in modern times we like to bind a few thousand onto one of our starships and then circle the planet once with them - in open space. Most species look rather funny afterwards.

#2) Bowling
Take a big stone (best to use a mountain lifted up) and let it roll onto a city. For every building crushed you get a point. Best to be played with a group of people.

#1) Billiard
Quite a primitive game the earthlings used to play.
But it's taken to a completely diffeent fun level when played with Massive Mass Driver-weapons as cue and the continents of a planet as "balls"
Once in a while I use to entertain myself with a slightly more costly version of it though and use the planets of a starsystem as balls. I mainly do that on my birthdays or after especially cruelsome vitories.

Anyone else got some refreshing ideas for bored-emperor-entertainment?

Heres a game I call Ultimate Fetch. First I take my pet Lion, "Fang", and hold him by his bone leashe. I take a bunch of steak and tie them to starved prisoners who also have their arms tied. Then I throw the prisoners into a specialized track filled with traps including spike traps covered in a thin layer of dirt to a long strech of track where my loyalists pelt them with sharp shratenal and even feces. Then I give the prisoners a -2 second head start to try and outrun Fang. I promise them that whoever makes it all the way to the end will be freed (like they ever do ) And if any happend to make it, I show them the gate to freedom, but don't open it... I just wait for fang to catch up... MWA HA HA HA HA! One time, a prisoner tried to killed fang using a metal pole one of my loyals threw at him... So I stepped in showed him to my, "hospitality chambers" featuring a special flesh eating enzyme formula that my scientists developed where we pour them down his throat. I tape the performance to watch later...

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The very instant you show your weakness, your downfall will begin!

/Bad Muther Fraker\

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Purgatory is upon you. Redemption is forfeit. No-one will be saved. Your destruction is our dawn.

It's Friday the 13th! Our day!   

I've been out walking under ladders across the paths of black cats while spilling salt on broken mirrors. It's so refreshing out there, too. The base temperature is only around 90F, but it's much nicer up next to the flash furnace. The warmth feels so good as your clothes start to char.

Happy Friday the 13th, everyone!

And to you as well my evil MottiKhan!

(Note to self... on the way home from work, pick up a loaf of bread, milk, wreak havoc and mayhem wherever possible, lottery ticket, beer... )

Mottikhan, You are in Texas. I came across some ants up here in Central Ontario that may be a type of fire ant. Strange huh? I am bringing them to a specialist who will identify them. Imagine the mayhem I could achieve with these stinging creatures of God.  

I love ants... I've got two ant hills in my backyard and I can see them from my window... I love watching them fight to the death... It gets my blood all boiled!

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The very instant you show your weakness, your downfall will begin!

Test

another test



/Bad Muther Fraker\

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Purgatory is upon you. Redemption is forfeit. No-one will be saved. Your destruction is our dawn.

ok i guess i will have to re-upload the tyranny banner
i'll post a link to it back in here when i'm done.

Why are you testing it?

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The very instant you show your weakness, your downfall will begin!

amazing insects, I used to collect them when I was a child. Now I have a child and he wants to collect them. Now problem there.  

My link was broken for the Tyranny of Evil banner, but now it is working again.....



/Bad Muther Fraker\

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Purgatory is upon you. Redemption is forfeit. No-one will be saved. Your destruction is our dawn.

to JayneCobb, may you be blessed with many slaves and great bounty!!!



/Bad Muther Fraker\

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Purgatory is upon you. Redemption is forfeit. No-one will be saved. Your destruction is our dawn.

Ants. Mmmmm! Best if you roast them first. Takes a lot of em for a snack though.   

Welcome to the evil side CaptainMal, aka JayneCobb!   

Hey Motti, with your recent move from HCH to here, you have given me food for thought. I'm kinda considering the move myself at the moment...there doesn't seem to be any activity on the thread and game submissions are down as well. I think the last 5 or 6 posts are you me and Marshall!!

Ahhh i can feel the evilness oozing from everywhere in here. I hope we are well and evil. I hope it does not get too quite in here, i might have to resort to playing some evil music to keep me occupied. Now what is in the evil MP3 player today.....The Carpenters...well that's not evil, that's not even naughty.....Tom Jones....my 80 yr old grandmother might think he is evil, or she might chuck her panties at him...that's an evil thought (shudders)..mmmm what's an evil tune to listen too...Ah HA! I've got it.
O Canada.

Never a more evil song has been sung!

Just thought i'd have a dig at my Canadian friends in here, especially one certain one who has been laying down his particular type of law in many of the league team threads...you know who you are

Hope you are all well fellow Tyrant's.






/Bad Muther Fraker\

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Purgatory is upon you. Redemption is forfeit. No-one will be saved. Your destruction is our dawn.

Whoops... Wasn't meaning to put so many banners in the post...oh well

O Canada, I stand on guard with Glee.  

hehe

I'm not planning to switch The Corinthian over to ToE, but I only have about 2 1/3 games left before I reach my 50-game goal with him and his Korath posse. I'd feel sad completey abandoning the HCH after helping it climb from nothing all the way to the top. After The Corinthian is done, I'm planning to switch over and play primarily as my ToE character with the Evil Altarians; while playing League games with my Gerontocracy character.




Spore. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfrakker in the galaxy. Accept no substitutes.

I encourage it, neilo. I'm not sure what's going on over there, but it'll probably come out in the wash. Adding your other character to TOE would put us pretty close to or over the top 10. Not a bad idea, IMO.   



Understandable, MarshallONeil. I have a slightly different view though. I feel like my contribution to HCH was valid and still stands. I'll always be a part of them and will feel welcome there, regardless of my empire affiliation.



And excellent plan!

Double post. Hmm...

I meant "An excellent plan" up there.   

To that end, here's the logo I've been working on for the Evil Altarians:



I feel like it's almost there, it just needs a certain... more evil... something... Is it lacking something, or am I overthinking it?