This Craption from the other day crakced me up.....

http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1103

i liked that one to SB and his reply was something like, "the thing that really scares me about craptions is that these are all real pictures."

that one was really funny. i also liked the #5 craption, "Finally, homoerotic undertones in Batman!"

Fellow sentients, may a new Lieutenant join your ranks? Lieutenant Count Alejandro Montoya of the Imperial Inquisition at your service. I've brought some roasted Kzinti nuggets as my empire tribute. They taste like chicken........

Lieutant Count Alejandro Montoya!!!!

Roasted Kzinti nuggets...you say?? I will feast on these nuggets and wipe my mouth with the Kzinti flag.....

Lieutant Count Alejandro Montoya...what a mouthfull.....how about we honor your membership within the Tyranny with a naming ceremony.

Your new nickname shall be.....Monty....there much easier to say!!!

Serioulsy, welcome clanlindsey! Great to have you with us...be sure to check out the private forums of the Tyranny of Evil...(link in the OP) plenty going on over there. We have the throne room private thread for Toe members only, with loads of good game tips and stratagies....one must prove his worth in the arena of galactic domination first though to gain access...but i'm sure that wont be a hassle!

Welcome again mate and enjoy your games...down the Kzinti!!!

Attention Tyrannts!!

Today we welcome some new members into the Senate of the Tyranny of Evil...

Klingon Emperor Kahless

Chancellor Gowron

Dick Dastardly

Buckykatt

Random70

Hades

Lazzaruslong

Justinsane5

Welcome senators!

These will be the last senators inducted at the old 60K mark. All new entries into the senate will have to reach 100K to be awarded senatorship.

Ok..now back to culling Kzin...

Meanwhile, we Geckodons are stuck dealing the Gerenocrats. Trying to keep my empire active with just me playing games is a real pain. Tommorow after I get home from school I'll try to play five games.

Welcome to the Tyranny of Evil, Monty!

May your games be numerous,

May your scores be high,

And I speak for all of us when I say,

LET'S MAKE THE KZINTI CRY!!!

Welcome to all the new senators as well! 100K, eh? I'm always up for a challenge, Neilo!

Best Regards!

~ Cypher ~

PS - Read the poem with a Scottish accent! It works better.

Thanks Neilo & Cypher!!

Quick question....how do I upload my avatar image? I went to forums.stardock.com, my account, images, and clicked on the "upload file" for avatar but nothing happens. What am I doing wrong?

Hmmm... there could be several factors here. A few questions -

1. How large is your pic? It can't be too big, or it won't be accepted. I think the max size is 100x100, 40kb, but that's off the top of my head.
2. Did you try accessing My Account on ImpulseDriven.net? I couldn't get my pic to work anywhere, then I went to ImpulseDriven.net and it worked fine.

Hope this solves your problem. Best Regards.

~ Cypher ~

Also the server takes time to update. Be sure your following everything to the letter and wait a few hours, it may update and show your avater for you then.

@Seth....Hey man! Once i get my games re-installed and dip my toe in the water i will drop a few 100K games in for the Lizard People.....

@ Monty: Also, if you haven't noticed, the Impulse network is under some routine maintenance right now, so you might have to wait until tomorrow.

Neilo says:

Great to have you with us...be sure to check out the private forums of the Tyranny of Evil...(link in the OP) plenty going on over there.

I say:

Hunh? Neilo, what's the OP?

The OP is the original post. I saw you already registered and activated your account at ToE.com. Welcome to the Tyranny of Evil

@CL:

The big intro thing at the top of the page

But to save time on the scrolling:  www.tyrannyofevil.com

Welcome, Clan Lindsey! 

bienvenue, Clan Lindsey

thanks for turning my french into spanish, jackass

Oh, so that's what it was.

I know even less French than I do Spanish, so it was the only thing that came to mind.

next time i'll use chinese

Hey!!! I don't remember seeing you at any of the family reunions! I must say those people with Montoya for a last name usually are a handsome bunch!!

Gentlemen,

Thanks for the kind welcomes, Merci, Gracias, etc (don't know the Chinese for thank you). I got my avatar to work finally, pshew!, but AdriansCamaro it is not my Lieutenant Count Alejandro Montoya one, but my John the Revelator one (John Brown, scary abolitionist, perhaps coolest and most interesting American). You will be able to see the Montoya avatar when I post a 100,000 score and Neilo makes me an ambassador. I'll try to get it done this weekend, because he is indeed a handsome, roguish devil!

Also, Neilo, I think you have to unlock the throneroom door for me, or give me a key or something. I've been knocking but no one lets me in!

謝謝 (transliterated in the pinyin system, "xie xie")

to which i have to say, 不客氣 (bu keqi: you're welcome).

Ahh but a wise man once said,

所有您的基地是属于我们

抵抗是徒勞。 您將被同化。