Beta1 won't be fun! And we are happy about that!!!

its all about compatibility and performance....

To quote frogboy's (a Stardock rep) in this post : https://forums.sinsofasolarempire.com/?forumid=402&aid=147880#1165047

(beta 1 won't be fun, we'll make it our business to ensure it's not fun in order to keep focus on the compatibility and performance )


So to keep Stardock happy, I have created this thread to "promise" not to have ANY fun while testing out BETA1. Everyone who is going to be testing should post here promising the same.

**Its almost 6am (est) and I am tired and bored, and there is no one on to chat with.**
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well officialy I wont have any fun at all, I promise!

but unofficialy I will have a blast just trying it
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I promise I will have fun.
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String him up!
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-- Incoming orders --

No permission to have fun

Deactivating emotion chip

Fun is irrelevant




-- Emergency circuits activated --

-- Backup emotion chip engaged --

-- Beta-1 inbound --

-- Orders are irrelvant --

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I do solemnly swear, by the order of my own greatness and total and complete objectivity, to be completely devoid of any enjoyment in the testing of this beta.
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I promise that if I get the beta I might actually consider your orders Kosc.
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Beta1 won't be fun! And we are happy about that!!!



i will have fun, but i wont be happy about it

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hey kai allard... i love the name, and the pic is amusing, but WHY for the love of all things cheesy do you have a picture of a Klingon and the Signature name of a Mechwarrior???

P.S. - I promise to try and see if not having fun is a possibility in the beta.
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Well my nick goes back a looooooong way to my active battletech times (tabletop, not comp-games).
As this is more a sf-strategy board (as in comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.strategic) than a btech board (as in rec.games.mecha), I thought something more recognizable to the masses as picture to be more appropriate. You do have apoint, however. Perhaps time to search the net? Ah no, too much hassle   At least both are true warriors.

PS: Yes, this is kind of a shameless advertisement for the obove mentioned newsgroups, even if the mecha one is pretty quiet now. 
Reply #11 Top
The SD upload for the avatar is annoying. I have been trying to get a good umbrella pick as my avatar for quite a while now.

If it isnt large enough then somehow it isnt .jpg. If its too large that after I resize it it isnt .jpg anymore.

Quite annoying
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ServiusVivo
March 23, 2007 10:27:13
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I promise I will have fun.


Sorry Servius... We're gonna have to cut off your mouse clicking hand...
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But how will he make balloon animals!
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*sign*
Dammit is the beta almost here allready.....pfff this will be horible, i won't be having any sleep tonight thinking about how absolutly not fun this will be, i'm getting all depressed just thinking about it......ow the horror.
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woot no fun yeah baby!
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The SD upload for the avatar is annoying. I have been trying to get a good umbrella pick as my avatar for quite a while now.

If it isnt large enough then somehow it isnt .jpg. If its too large that after I resize it it isnt .jpg anymore.

Quite annoying


show me the image and ill make it work for you
But it seems like your not saving it as a jpg after editing it
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I do solemnly swear, by the order of my own greatness and total and complete objectivity, to be completely devoid of any enjoyment in the testing of this beta.
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Your oath is fake, like you
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YES i actually get to say what i want withough being criticized.
beta 1 is gonna suck balls. PERIOD. its gonna be a waiste of money and everyone will be dissapointed. its gonna feel like a game made by a 2 year old and i wouldnt be surprized if it was. YOU are all fools for falling into the stardock money trap called "preorder beta" Losers..

All statements above have been made by my sister. so please do not be offened by any of these statements because she couldnt even beat the first level in black and white 2. (if anyone hasnt played this game its basically a game made for monkeys, absolutly retarted and easy beyond beleif)
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Whoa!