The Strange things that dwell in your Closet...
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I think everyone has an embarassing piece of clothing...maybe that lime green sweater you got as a gift two year ago...or those zipper parachute pants from the 80s...or maybe just a funky piece of clothing you wouldn't wear in front of anyone.
Well, I don't know if mine count as "embarassing" pieces of clothing, but I do own some things that I wouldn't wear in front of too many people.
The first thing are my light blue sweatpants...they don't sound out of the ordinary except that on the seat of the pants, in big letters, reads the word, "Knockout!" with a pair of boxing gloves next to it. While it is probably a cool thing for a cute 18 year old girl to wear, I'm not quite willing to step out in public with the word "Knockout!" plastered on my behind...at least not this 32 year old...
Second thing is actually a souvenir I received. When I found out that my youngest brother was going to Southern California this past summer, I told him he better bring something back for me. He definitely did bring something back for me...but it was not the Hollywood keychain or L.A. waterglobe I thought he was going to bring...instead, I was gifted with a t shirt he got from a Bail Bond company promoting their business. The shirt is light pink with the words "Lipstick Bail Bond" written across the front. It even has their motto, "Kiss Jail Goodbye!" on it. To top it off, it is embellished with a bunch of puckered up lips. It does seem like a cute shirt, but...for some reason, I can't get myself to wear it.
My third thing is actually not a piece of clothing, but some bright green sandals I have for summer attire. They are adorned with these big plastic green flowers. I've actually worn them out of the house a few times, but there are not too many outfits in my closet that go with plastic green flowers.
I would go into detail about the pair of fruit -embellished stretch pants I had as a 12 year old, but uggghhh...bad memories...bad memories!
Well, I don't know if mine count as "embarassing" pieces of clothing, but I do own some things that I wouldn't wear in front of too many people.
The first thing are my light blue sweatpants...they don't sound out of the ordinary except that on the seat of the pants, in big letters, reads the word, "Knockout!" with a pair of boxing gloves next to it. While it is probably a cool thing for a cute 18 year old girl to wear, I'm not quite willing to step out in public with the word "Knockout!" plastered on my behind...at least not this 32 year old...
Second thing is actually a souvenir I received. When I found out that my youngest brother was going to Southern California this past summer, I told him he better bring something back for me. He definitely did bring something back for me...but it was not the Hollywood keychain or L.A. waterglobe I thought he was going to bring...instead, I was gifted with a t shirt he got from a Bail Bond company promoting their business. The shirt is light pink with the words "Lipstick Bail Bond" written across the front. It even has their motto, "Kiss Jail Goodbye!" on it. To top it off, it is embellished with a bunch of puckered up lips. It does seem like a cute shirt, but...for some reason, I can't get myself to wear it.
My third thing is actually not a piece of clothing, but some bright green sandals I have for summer attire. They are adorned with these big plastic green flowers. I've actually worn them out of the house a few times, but there are not too many outfits in my closet that go with plastic green flowers.
I would go into detail about the pair of fruit -embellished stretch pants I had as a 12 year old, but uggghhh...bad memories...bad memories!
