The Perfect Serial Killer

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I have decided to take up serial killing as a hobby.

I will be the perfect serial killer, and I will have a very specific victim profile. I will travel the country killing serial killers.

It should give the press some very interesting headlines, don't you think?

I may throw in the occasional mass murderer just to keep things interesting.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
A serial 'serial killer' killer. Heh, heh...

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Include those who kidnap and kill kids.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Did you ever see Suspect Zero? Good movie. You can watch it for research or Frailty and i guess there's a new show on one of the pay channels of the same premise. I really don't think I could ever kill anybody. Even if they deserved it, I just don't think I have it in me. Maybe if it was to protect my boys then the mama bear would come out.

But this surprises me Mason. I thought you were a gentle soul. You advocated for me moving a black widow instead of killing it. I did neither because it was smart enough to guess my intentions and make itself scarce.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
How much cereal could a serial killer eat if a serial killer could eat cereal?
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hmm, have you been watching Dexter on Showtime! He does a pretty good job of cleaning up!! It's unbelievable how methodical he is!

Now you got me thinking, are talking serial killer as in television series, just not supporting them by watching them and let them die; cereal you eat, killing yourself eating too many of them, or just doing whatever with them...whatever whatever is or are we talking serial killer killings...hmmm, so many thoughts, so little time!

Of course I know you're pulling our leg, but can you imagine how easy it would be for you doing what you do?!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Starting with that anti-smoking nazi?
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

What a great idea!

I can see you tracking them, taking loads that will put you on their trails, and whamo!

Brilliant

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
What was the name of the classic Steven Spielberg movie about the guy terrorised by a crazy truck driver? I think the movie might have been called 'Duel'. Then there is the Rutger Hauer schlock called 'The Hither'. Similar stuff (yes, I spent too much time watching bad 70s thrillers and horror movies).

If you have enough presence of mind during your killing frenzy to change your MO each time, then the authorities would have a very hard time finding you.