I Think I'm A Murderer

I'm watching that America's Most Wanted show. They just profiled a guy who has murdered some children. The most distinctive part of their description of him is that he has a mole below his left eye. The cop on the case said that "...it's very rare to have a mole in that location..."

I have a mole under my left eye. Crap, I must be the guy! Of course, I haven't been in Alabama in a long time so that complicates things a bit, but that's a mere technicality. I have a mole there so I must be him.

I wonder how many false lead calls they'll get because that's the most distinctive feature they could describe for the guy? Somehow I think they'll need more than that to find this sick bastard.
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I'm watching this right now,  the show has 5 minutes left.

The sickos that get away just makes me sick to my stomach. 

I'm glad John Walsh does this show,  that's 900 creeps off the street.

I don't think you have much to worry about just because you have a mole!

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Reply #1

I'm watching this right now, the show has 5 minutes left.

The sickos that get away just makes me sick to my stomach.

I'm glad John Walsh does this show, that's 900 creeps off the street.

I don't think you have much to worry about just because you have a mole!


Yeah the show has helped catch a lot of fugatives. I dunno, maybe I should have that mole removed.
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whatcha talking about M? [trying to sound like that cute kid in that now defunct show!]


A mole under the left eye couldn't possibly be the only thing. What about the color of his hair and his built? I think you'll be alright.


Kudos to John Walsh, he definately has done and still does so much for our society!
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whatcha talking about M? [trying to sound like that cute kid in that now defunct show!]


A mole under the left eye couldn't possibly be the only thing. What about the color of his hair and his built? I think you'll be alright.


Kudos to John Walsh, he definately has done and still does so much for our society!


The physical description is pretty vague and the two composite sketches they showed of the guy don't even look like each other except for the mole. They just said a guy with a good tan and a mole under his left eye. Pretty sketchy description that isn't likely to catch the guy.

They do suspect he may be a construction worker as the killings happened near construction sites, but that's a guess at best I think.
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Well you know I read a book about serial killers in college....can't remember the name...it said serial killers tend to have three times more miles on their vehicles than "normal" people..because they often scout highways for prey.

hmmmmmmm.

~Looks closely at Mason's picture.~

  
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Well you know I read a book about serial killers in college....can't remember the name...it said serial killers tend to have three times more miles on their vehicles than "normal" people..because they often scout highways for prey.

hmmmmmmm.

~Looks closely at Mason's picture.~


Damn, maybe it is me?! I coulda sworn I haven't been in Alabama recently.
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I don't think you have much to worry about, Mason.

But I would be real worried if the description said,"A man with a mole below his left eye, who is traveling with a cat with a limp".
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I don't think you have much to worry about, Mason.

But I would be real worried if the description said,"A man with a mole below his left eye, who is traveling with a cat with a limp".




Luckily, Socrates' limp is gone now so I guess I'm in the clear.
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I have a mole under my right eye. A very small mole, but a mole nontheless.

I haven't been to Alabama for years, and I'm the wrong gender.

Whew.
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I have a mole under my right eye. A very small mole, but a mole nontheless.

I haven't been to Alabama for years, and I'm the wrong gender.

Whew.


Ya lucked out there.
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Luckily, Socrates' limp is gone now so I guess I'm in the clear.


Good ol' Socrates, what a good mate he is!   
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Luckily, Socrates' limp is gone now so I guess I'm in the clear.


Good ol' Socrates, what a good mate he is!


Yeppers.
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Mason you say you have not been in Alabama in years, but who knows where your mole goes while you are sleeping?
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Mason you say you have not been in Alabama in years, but who knows where your mole goes while you are sleeping?


Good point.
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Mason you say you have not been in Alabama in years, but who knows where your mole goes while you are sleeping?


That paints a very funny picture!   
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Mason you say you have not been in Alabama in years, but who knows where your mole goes while you are sleeping?


That paints a very funny picture!


Yeah, MM still has it.
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Should I buy extra life insurance?
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Should I buy extra life insurance?


Can never hurt ya know.
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I'd just hate to be an actor in one of the reenactments that they do...wonder how many times they get jumped when they walk into a store.

~Zoo
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I'd just hate to be an actor in one of the reenactments that they do...wonder how many times they get jumped when they walk into a store.

~Zoo


It must have happened at some point. I've heard a few stand up comedians make jokes along those lines.
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---Mason you say you have not been in Alabama in years, but who knows where your mole goes while you are sleeping? ---

The mole WAS in Alabama. He was seen in Mole-bile.