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I’m Notorious!

November 14, 2005 5:28:20 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
Definition of Notorious (according to the Merriam Webster online dictionary):

generally known and talked of; widely and unfavorably known.



We don’t have to be celebrities or be splashed out in front of a tabloid to have some sort of notoriety. Everybody has something they are “unfavorably” known for... you know, that one embarrassing or bad thing you do so consistently that your name is forever linked to it. Yes, we are all notorious for something (now, please read this with tongue in cheek...we are not talking extreme notoriety here)...



This is what I’m notorious for...I’m laying it all out on the table for you...

*Never trying on clothes at a store...I just buy them and hope for the best!

*Cutting up half of something (let’s say a donut) because “I won’t eat it all” , THEN going back and looking for that second half.

*Bumping into stuff and knocking them down (especially when I go shopping)...with my cart, with my behind, with my klutzy hands...

*Having a short term memory...I can say something one minute, then forget what I said a minute later.

*Having a really bad sweet tooth...I can have a full stomach from a good dinner, but for some odd reason, I STILL find room for desert...

*Using “umm” too much when I speak.

*Needing something to be repeated to me at least once since my mind tends to wander off a few times a day.

*Using too much umm (see how I used “ummm”?)...toilet tissue...I need to curb that.

*Abandoning a glass of water when it gets even the slightest bit warm.

(Okay, okay, the above 2 show I need to be more environmentally aware...sigh)

*Being a bit of a germphobe...Can you imagine how I reacted when I learned of the bird flu...(If I could, I’d run out to get a box of Tamiflu).

*Eating slow...actually, I never thought I did, until family and co-workers pointed it out to me.

*Not speaking up or complaining enough when I get bad service...other people get so annoyed, they sometimes speak up for me.

*Waiting until the last minute to do my taxes...people don’t understand why I do it....a bit of procrastinating perhaps?

Well, here is my list....I’m sure you readers out there are notorious for something as well, aren’t you....
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Reply #1 November 14, 2005 6:12:38 PM
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hohohoh,hhheheheh, oh boy am I ever notorious InBloom.......

I leave the refrigerator door open while making a sandwich in case I want to add one more thing..

I smear jam/ peanutbutter all the way up the hilt of a bread and butter knife.

I make the remote and mouse all greasy from potato chip fingers!

I have a knack for using the toilet JUST BEFORE my son needs to, no matter what time of day it is..

When I use the margerine, I drag the knife across the top of the margerine stick, making it impossible
for my son to be able to slice the margerine in teaspoons..you know, he wants to be able to slice pats off of it.

I can't stop with "just one" when eating peanuts and make the most awful mess, peanut skins all over...

I read magazines, books, and directions, from the back to the front. Weird huh?

One time, on a dare, I acted like a crazy person and got all the help we needed real quick, this was in a store....., it was fun kinda
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Reply #2 November 14, 2005 6:17:16 PM
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I am notorouis! For being so bland that I am bleached! Yuck!
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Reply #3 November 14, 2005 6:58:43 PM
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Trudy~I make the remote and mouse all greasy from potato chip fingers!~

I'm a messy eater myself. btw, I'm glad I'm not the only one with a long list of notorieties.

~I am notorouis! For being so bland that I am bleached! Yuck!~
aww, doc, I am sure you're not That bland.
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Reply #4 November 14, 2005 7:02:26 PM
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I asked my husband to describe me in one sentence, and he said, "I like your boobs."

Men.

I don't know. I'm probably one of the most average people around. In any capacity you can think of...average! Hehe. That's cool with me, though. I'm happy.
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Reply #5 November 14, 2005 7:06:50 PM
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I'm a messy eater myself


I almost forgot...I spill food on my blouses! but only if they're clean! all of my blouses, tee-shirts, sweatshirts have
permanent food spill spots!!

It's a disease! I caught it from my former boyfriend! God's truth
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Reply #6 November 14, 2005 7:08:59 PM
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I don't know. I'm probably one of the most average people around. In any capacity you can think of...average! Hehe. That's cool with me, though. I'm happy.


wish I was! see, you're happy!!!
average is sooooooo good....wahhhhhh!
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Reply #7 November 14, 2005 7:19:19 PM
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I asked my husband to describe me in one sentence, and he said, "I like your boobs."


HAHAHA! That sounds like what Dave would say!
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Reply #8 November 14, 2005 7:31:21 PM
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HAHAHA! That sounds like what Dave would say!

there is another answer:

I like your legs.

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Reply #9 November 14, 2005 7:50:22 PM
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~I am notorouis! For being so bland that I am bleached! Yuck!~
aww, doc, I am sure you're not That bland.


I have had mothers tell their children not to touch me. The blandness may rub off!
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Reply #10 November 15, 2005 12:01:34 AM
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Tex~~ I asked my husband to describe me in one sentence, and he said, "I like your boobs."~~
Dharma:~~HAHAHA! That sounds like what Dave would say!~~
Tex, and Dharma, it doesn't sound like such a bad thing to be notorious for having nice boobs...
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Reply #11 November 15, 2005 12:08:36 AM
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Trudy: ~~I almost forgot...I spill food on my blouses! but only if they're clean! all of my blouses, tee-shirts, sweatshirts have
permanent food spill spots!!~~

I know how that is! But what do we expect for being messy eaters, eh.


~~I have had mothers tell their children not to touch me. The blandness may rub off!~~

(Hands doc some spices to take away the blandness). Dr.G, I remember reading you like Chile Lime Chips...someone who likes chile lime chips can't bee toooo bland (I have some of those chips on my kitchen counter if you want some).
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Reply #12 November 15, 2005 12:09:28 AM
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I almost forgot...I spill food on my blouses! but only if they're clean! all of my blouses, tee-shirts, sweatshirts have
permanent food spill spots!!


This is so me. My husband always jokes that he can tell what I had for lunch that day by looking at my shirt. I think I need a bib. I probably change my shirt three times a day. I try to blame it on the kids spitting up etc. but honestly it's me as much as its them.

Oxiclean is my friend.
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Reply #13 November 15, 2005 12:14:27 AM
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LM~~This is so me. My husband always jokes that he can tell what I had for lunch that day by looking at my shirt. I think I need a bib.~~

I've been told I need a bib, too!....And it's said only half-jokingly.
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Reply #14 November 15, 2005 12:39:23 AM
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I've been told I need a bib, too!....And it's said only half-jokingly.


I'm thinking maybe we could start a new business making bibs for adults. See a need, fill a need. ha ha.
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Reply #15 November 15, 2005 12:53:51 AM
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LM~~I'm thinking maybe we could start a new business making bibs for adults. See a need, fill a need. ha ha. ~~

I agree! Let's add a bit of glitz and glam to them, though...
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Reply #16 November 18, 2005 10:21:20 AM
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I asked my husband to describe me in one sentence, and he said, "I like your boobs."

Men.

I don't know. I'm probably one of the most average people around. In any capacity you can think of...average! Hehe. That's cool with me, though. I'm happy.


Now see.....I woulda said "I like your legs"!
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Reply #17 November 18, 2005 10:24:00 AM
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I almost forgot...I spill food on my blouses! but only if they're clean! all of my blouses, tee-shirts, sweatshirts have
permanent food spill spots!!


This is so me. My husband always jokes that he can tell what I had for lunch that day by looking at my shirt. I think I need a bib. I probably change my shirt three times a day. I try to blame it on the kids spitting up etc. but honestly it's me as much as its them.


This has something to do with the protruding shelf attached to your chest. My wife has the "same" problem.
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Reply #18 November 18, 2005 11:06:24 AM
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Haha, you guys are funny!


My husband could give you a long list about me I'm sure. I on the other hand could give you an even longer list about him!

He doesn't like when I bite my lips, I do this when I'm thinking about something.

Or do what we call "hiss my teeth" that means making a sound with my mouth when I'm annoyed.
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Reply #19 November 18, 2005 11:35:05 AM
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Haha, you guys are funny!


My husband could give you a long list about me I'm sure. I on the other hand could give you an even longer list about him!

He doesn't like when I bite my lips, I do this when I'm thinking about something.

Or do what we call "hiss my teeth" that means making a sound with my mouth when I'm annoyed.


My wife hates it when I'm concentrating "real" hard on something I tend to let the tip of my tongue protrude a little from my mouth.
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Reply #20 November 18, 2005 1:01:38 PM
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FS~~He doesn't like when I bite my lips, I do this when I'm thinking about something. Or do what we call "hiss my teeth" that means making a sound with my mouth when I'm annoyed.~~

Dr.M ~~My wife hates it when I'm concentrating "real" hard on something I tend to let the tip of my tongue protrude a little from my mouth.~~



I tend to stick my tongue out, too, when I am using my strength on something...(ummm, like, opening up a jar of pickles...lol)
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Reply #21 November 18, 2005 2:03:48 PM
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My wife hates it when I'm concentrating "real" hard on something I tend to let the tip of my tongue protrude a little from my mouth.


My husband does that, too, and my youngest child has done it since he was very, very young. I'm beginning to think it's hereditary. Hehe.

Anyways, I think it's adorable!
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Reply #22 November 19, 2005 10:18:19 AM
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Loved the list! I am notorious for using too much tp, too!

I'm notorious for:

leaving lights on all over the apartment

obsessing over disease and germs--maybe it's a teacher thing?

watching trashy tv

being crazy when i'm around my friends
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Reply #23 November 19, 2005 11:56:27 AM
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I'm notorious for:

leaving lights on all over the apartment


Just don't let your "mother" find out.
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Reply #24 November 19, 2005 12:29:31 PM
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Now see.....I woulda said "I like your legs"!

A KFC wanabee!

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Reply #25 November 19, 2005 3:40:44 PM
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Alison~~obsessing over disease and germs--maybe it's a teacher thing?~~

hmmmm..it might be! Pretty good theory there!
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