Tuesday:
Jake: "Mom, what's masturbation?"
Thursday:
Davey: "mom, what's a foreskin?"
I did my best to explain what they are. I was really tempted to call Dave and have them ask him but I decided to suck it up and answer.
To Jake I said "that's when people touch their private parts and make themselves feel good".
To Davey I said " I'll find you a picture. You don't have one because you were circumcised and it got cut off, but you were born with one. It's a piece of skin that covers the end of your penis and makes it look like it's in a little drawstring bag."
Did I do okay, all you male Joe Users? Is that what you'd have said?
