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November 1, 2005 5:31:39 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
Ok I saw this today on a bumper sticker and had to share.

"Ain't FONDA Kerry."

And then the car had Vietnam Veteran on the tag. Fonda really screwed herself during Vietnam. My husband hates her guts.

Have you seen any really good bumper stickers?
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Reply #1 November 1, 2005 6:30:54 PM
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I saw one that said "Still mad at Yoko". This was before my time but I still think it's funny.
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Reply #2 November 1, 2005 6:32:09 PM
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I also lived by woman who had a bumper sticker that said "you are following a natural born leader - a woman" and then she pulled out and ran into the fence. Ahhh!
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Reply #3 November 1, 2005 6:48:48 PM
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LOL... I haven't seen that one... but I want it! ROFL

Here's a few I like...

"Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water."

"My boss is a Jewish Carpenter."

"I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions?"

"You're nice and all... but somewhere there's a village that's missing its idiot."

Ok... so that last one's not very nice and I wouldn't put it on my car, but funny.
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Reply #4 November 1, 2005 7:24:11 PM
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I saw an oldie but a goodie one day
it said
Unless you're a pimple, get off my ass!
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Reply #5 November 1, 2005 7:44:33 PM
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Those are funny....I have to admit...I am an avid bumper sticker reader. I won't put one on my vehicle but I will pull closer than wisdom dictates to read them, and I am almost never disappointed.
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Reply #6 November 1, 2005 7:46:50 PM
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One of my favorites (and one that my wife DOES have on her van): "I'm not talking to myself. I'm having a parent-teacher conference."

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Reply #7 November 1, 2005 7:52:56 PM
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YOu just won a convert with Moderateman!

Great one.

Mine is"I am not paranoid!  They really are out to get me!".

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Reply #8 November 1, 2005 8:18:31 PM
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All time best bumper sticker ever...

"I'm so hungry, I'm farting fresh air."

What a great line!
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Reply #9 November 1, 2005 8:34:50 PM
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Saw one that said, Pray for Clinton (Psalm 109:8).

Look it up, it's worth it.
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Reply #10 November 1, 2005 8:50:12 PM
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YOu just won a convert with Moderateman!


huh?

"I'm not talking to myself. I'm having a parent-teacher conference."


That is rich!! I'd be afraid to have that one on my vehicle!! haha.

"I'm so hungry, I'm farting fresh air."


That is so good I am gonna use that the next time I get hungry!!

When my husband is hungry he says, "I'm hungry as a hostage."
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Reply #11 November 1, 2005 10:37:22 PM
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"Stupidity Should Be Painful"
On My Car.
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Reply #12 November 2, 2005 1:19:04 AM
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Our bumper sticker says "All Your Oil Are Belong to US." I doubt very many people get it, but it makes me happy.
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Reply #13 November 2, 2005 1:50:49 AM
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My recent fave is:

"One nation...Under surveillance"

Holy CRAP! Geez! You ain't dead after all!
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Reply #14 November 2, 2005 3:12:50 AM
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"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes."
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Reply #15 November 2, 2005 8:04:04 AM
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On my truck...."Don't honk, I'm reloading!"
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Reply #16 November 2, 2005 8:10:52 PM
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I wonder who comes up with these things.....they are so funny.

Sometimes we'll be riding along in the vehicle, all quiet, and I'll see a really funny one and bust out laughing. My husband just rolls his eyes because he knows its probably not one I can repeat in front of the kids. BUwahahaha.
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Reply #17 November 3, 2005 8:42:54 AM
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I'm sure Colon Gangrene still loves her. ;~D
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Reply #18 November 3, 2005 11:16:00 AM
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Our bumper sticker says "All Your Oil Are Belong to US." I doubt very many people get it, but it makes me happy

You'd be amazed...god that game was funny!

"The more people I know, the more I like my dog"
"Work harder!  Millions on welfare depend on you!"
"I give evolution two opposable thumbs up!"
"Buddha is my OM boy"
"WWSD?" (what would Scooby Do?)
"Vote Democrat...it beats working"
"Squirrels- natures little speed bumps"

I love bumper stickers, but I would never put one on my car.  I don't like people knowing what I'm thinking

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