To think....I didn't know what exactly a boner was until I was about 14! |
I know! Me either!!!
Adrian and I have joked about the donkey punch thing, but I'd kill him if he ever did that to me |
Yeah, Dave commented on that. I told him if he ever tried it I'd castrate him bare handed. He also commented about the 'Angry Dragon'....and my response was the same.
That blumpkin things grosses me out almost as much as a dirty sanchez. There are some things that we, even after a decade of marriage, don't share with each other, and pooping is one of them. I can't imagine giving a dude head whilst he's taking a crap. Ick.