I'm watching the latest season of 'Surreal Life' on VH1, and I am, as usual, disgusted with the behaviour of one of the housemates.

Janice Dickinson is the most self-centered, egotistical bitch I've ever heard of.  Really.  To hear her talk you'd think that she was the biggest celeb in Hollywood; the most famous supermodel with world has ever known.  All she thinks about is herself....she even makes Omarosa look nice.

She has 2 hair and makeup people come in every morning to make her look 'beautiful'.  She hogs up an entire bathroom, and she doesn't give a fuck about anyone else's needs and feelings, just as long as she gets what she wants.  She has no empathy for the needs of others...Omarosa was on the phone dealing with the death of a family member and Janice kept interrupting her, telling her to get off the phone because she wanted to call her kids.  When Omarosa refused, Janice called her a "bitch". 

All she talks about is how she's the worlds first supermodel.  She looks down her nose at the other contestants and makes disaparaging comments about them.  Her behaviour goes beyond 'Diva' and ventures far, far into 'bitch' territory.  She really is just a horrible person.

I have news for you, Janice honey...I didn't know who you were until this show, so you aint THAT famous.  I know who the rest of the contestants are, but you...as far as I'm concerned (and as far as a lot of other Americans are comcerned) are a nobody.  From looking at you I think it's pretty safe to say that you're not only a nobody, you're a has-been too.  Your heyday is long, long gone, my love...so you can drop the 'I'm all that' act because nobody's impressed with you.  Your tantrum throwing is pathetic, juvenile and unnecessary. I honestly think that you're mentally ill; I think you have some form of narcissism and an anti-social personality disorder. 

 Bronson Pinochet, the house 'loser' said you were an idiot.  I agree with him.  You are.