1. Can you pee standing up?
If you can not only pee standing up, but not use any hands, have a bonus +20
I mastered this technique since being a teen and skittish about sitting on public loos!
20
2. On a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the greatest, how much shelf space do you have in the vanity cabinet of your bathroom?
If you said you share it equally, have +20. If you said 1 or 2, score +10,
if you said 3, score +5, if you said 4 or 5, score 0. If you said the vanity cabinet is your territory alone, take 5 points off your total.
5
3. Do you use ‘I don’t mind/care’ as an answer to a question?
If yes, -10
If no, +10
Most times it will be "I don't wanna hear it" to a disagreement!
10
3. You are running late for a social event. Your significant other is in the car waiting for you. After waiting for 15 minutes, he lightly toots the horn, once, to remind you he is waiting. When you eventually make it to the car, do you tear him a new hole for being so impatient?
If you apologise for making him wait, give yourself a big +20
He knows not to go wait in the car, but he does it sometimes. He knows it's better if he's "in my face" reminding me he's waiting!
20
4. You and he are out walking. A cute young thing walks towards you. Do you:
a. Latch on to his arm and glare at the girl until she passes? –10 points Nope
b. Stare at your man to see if he is looking at her? –5 Nope, he does, doesn't bother me.
c. Not even notice her? +5 Depends on what she's wearing!
d. Check her out yourself? +10 as above
e.
Point her out to him? +20, yep, sometimes.
Is a
20 ok with my responses?
5. Do you understand the offside rule in any football code?
If Yes, +10
If
No, -5- If I do watch but don't ask me anything! I'm a soccer fan!
If you not only understand, but can explain it so your friends do as well, then have +20 points.
-5
6. You come home late from work. He is sitting in front of the television, intently watching either a sporting event or a documentary on anything vaguely male-orientated. He has his feet up on the coffee table, an empty pizza box and a number of empty bottles on the floor. Do you:
a. Run from the room crying about how you refuse to be his mother anymore? –10
b. Make gagging noises while pointing at his feet? –5
c. Give him one of ‘those’ looks and walk from the room 0
d.
Head to the kitchen, come back with two beers, sit down next to him and ask what he’s watching? +5
e. You don’t care because you’ve got a pizza and a six-pack for yourself on the way home +10
5
7. Do you know… (score 3 points for each correct answer)
a.
What a dipstick is?
b.
What a sparkplug is?
c. How to change the oil in your car?
d.
How often to change the oil in your car?
e.
What a fuse is?
f. How to change a fuse?
g. How to change transmission fluid in your car?
h. How to start the lawn mower? don't own one!
12
8. A tiny spider crawls onto the kitchen window sill. Do you:
a. Run screaming from the room, claiming a monster radioactive spider tried to attack you as you washed the dishes? - 10
b. Spray half a tin of insect repellent on the poor thing, then use the BBQ tongs to pick it up and put it in the garbage? –5
c.
Flick out back outside and carry on with getting dinner ready? +10
10 Of course I jump up and down and stay far away while doing this!lol!
9. Have you ever said ‘There is nothing wrong’ and actually meant there IS something wrong?
a. Yes –10
b. No +10
c. Yes, I mean no, I mean… can’t you see what I mean! 0
-10
10. Have you ever asked ‘What are you thinking about?’
a. Yes -10
b.
No +10
c. I may have but I didn’t get a straight answer anyway –5
d. I know better than to ask this question +5
10 I usually ask "what's the matter/problem?"
Total = 147
I think I might have added wrong, math not my strong point! Does that make me superwoman now! No I prefer Wonder Woman - loved watching her and still do!
