Like a Letterman Top 10 list, here are some things that piss me right off. The solicitation to add your favs is implied.
10. The Darwinism/Creationism argument. Who cares? You're here. What are you going to do with it...that's what *I* want to know. Waste it arguing, apparently.
9. TV commercials that offer a money back guarantee. It's a marketting strategy that is based on the knowledge that only some people will go to the trouble (and it usually is a lot of trouble) to get their money back. I know the product never worked, you know it never worked, and they know it never worked. If the fucking thing worked, they'd never need a guarantee.
8. People that cruise in the passing lane. What level of awake do you have to be to not do this?
7. Proselytizing - political OR religious. Proselytizing assumes as its basic tenet two things. The proselytizer can think, and the person they're trying to convert cannot. Bullshit. You want to convert something? Convert this fart into a fuel which will power a spaceshuttle on a round trip to Pluto. Now you're useful.
6. People that can't explain in an objective manner why something is true, but state emphatically that they believe it anyway.
5. Over-juicy sandwiches. Carl's Jr. makes this out to be a "desired" function of a sandwich - that you look like a fucking pig during and after eating it and then have to change your shirt. Only a few things should squirt, and my hamburger ain't one of them.
4. Grinding in video games. If you don't know what that is, don't worry about it. It's the equivalent of moving a 10 ton pile of sand 30 feet to the right with a table spoon and then turning around and moving it back. It represents guys that want to make more money on monthly fees by making it ludicrously tedious to progress in a game. I have no problem with this except that they deny that it's a fact.
3. Anti-drug campaigners that smoke or drink. Fuck right off. I mean really....go straight to hell as opposed to this circuitess route you've convinced your hypocritical jackass self is a good thing.
2. Whining. Don't like situation X? Fix it, fuck it, or check out. Just shut up about it whatever you do.
And the number 1 thing that pisses me off is...
1. Not having the #1 thing on a top ten list be remarkable when put next to the other 9. It should, and it never is, and this list is no exception.
Have a nice day.
